1. Go out into the middle of a huge mudflat field
2. Find a boulder
3. Carve a runestone for nothing more than LP
4. Halfway through carving, A FUCKING BEAR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
5. Sit there with the bear looking straight at you and nothing in the way of a hideous mauling
6. Continue carving the runestone
7. The bear walks right by you without doing a thing