by Ezekiel » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:36 pm
DatOneGuy wrote:hfacktor wrote:What happened to DoG's thread about balancing/testing the combat system? Seemed like it would be a good read or at least interesting to get the devs opinion but now it's gone?

Secret Russian Police Task Force thought it was a bad idea and held me at bowpoint ingame, so now it's gone.
You could have just called for help from me. I would have just crashed into them in my golden space ship at mach 297. Not even the strongest Russian can survive my fiery golden maelstrom of hell from space. If one does manage to escape the massive explosion that would most likely split the Earth in two, then I'd just release Excelsior 2.0 on them, my ravenous pet toad with itty bitty toad fists of merciless fury. His tongue is made out of bows that shoot slings that shoot rocks made of swords that are covered in flaming glass bee hives, and the bees are made of salt and lemon juice.
I like my coffee like I like my bunnies. On my feet.
Don't ask.