Why does ants need shoes?

by **Kelris** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:54 am

srs post

logical explanation for ants: ants crawled into your shoes and start to bite, you kick them off while running the hell away
boars/bears: your low q clogs/slippers slow you down as you run, so you kick them off to run faster

by **Windforce** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:02 am

Ant (Termintes) eat your wooden clogs.

Fox wear them.

Boars eat them.

Deer use them as weapons to throw at you.

Bears take them and sell them for food.

Trolls... well... they ...... Troll I guess >_>"

by **Humbaz** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:43 pm

Honestly: Its a conspiracy! Animals steal your shoes - just for the luls ! Stealing & griefing -> everyone, even the NPC's hate you.

by **SacreDoom** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:07 pm

Humbaz wrote:Honestly: Its a conspiracy! Animals steal your shoes - just for the luls ! Stealing & griefing -> everyone, even the NPC's hate you.

You can hardly call em NPCs.

by **Kearn** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:51 pm

Windforce wrote:Trolls... well... they ...... Troll I guess >_>"

I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN SHOES

by **Windforce** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:58 pm

Kearn wrote:
Windforce wrote:Trolls... well... they ...... Troll I guess >_>"

I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN SHOES

The Shoes beat you to death with the troll

by **DaMaGe** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:14 am

Affens wrote:The bacteria population living in ants stomach produces enzymes that allow digestation of cellulose.
In H&H world, ants in turn live inside boars and bears.
Thus all animals share the ability to use wood as food.

Odd. Jorb and Loftar haven't included this feature yet. That may be why I am starving.. Every day I wake up in hopes that I will be able to eat branches and blocks, but alas, no. :cry:

by **Miganders** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:43 am

DaMaGe wrote:
Affens wrote:The bacteria population living in ants stomach produces enzymes that allow digestation of cellulose.
In H&H world, ants in turn live inside boars and bears.
Thus all animals share the ability to use wood as food.

Odd. Jorb and Loftar haven't included this feature yet. That may be why I am starving.. Every day I wake up in hopes that I will be able to eat branches and blocks, but alas, no.

first you must consume live ants.

by **Potjeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:04 pm

Why don't any animals east bunny slippers? They look more tasty than clogs.

by **Windforce** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:15 pm

Potjeh wrote:Why don't any animals east bunny slippers? They look more tasty than clogs.

Hairballs

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