This is Zake. And here is my story.
Once upon a time I was over in the mudflats near my home back in World 4. Someone told me it was a good idea to grind teapots for LP. So I was gathering clay (DUH) then a bear came crashing out of the woods north of me.
Back then I didn't know how to even combat one or hunt from a boat. So I ran like a home as a fast as my 10-point stamina could carry me. Along the way the bear kept raking at my backside taking out my Q6 leather armor and my leather boots. Then JUST before I made the gate the bear knocked me out cold.
Naturally, I had my face glued to monitor whimpering, "OHPLZDONTDIEOHPLZDONTDIEOHPLZDONTDIE". I was down to 14HHP thinking I was just gonna get killed and reset my character AGAIN (4th).

But not that day! That day, whatever god/satan/ or luck for dumbasses decided to gimme a break. In layman's terms, I put a point into Life (in Death/Life) 5 minutes before the bear attacked. So as soon as could I ran home, zoned inside, and felt like a olympic runner who got the gold!
It didn't end there....

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Right after I made it inside I switched to my keyalt and shut the gate with the Bear just outside.
Back then I had a three nice friendly neighbors named Vargus, Kongui, and Archibald. I lived in a place at W4 61, -106 called the "Church of Mercy". I wanted warn them about bear, however, since I was only one online that was a problem. It was then I decided to strike back at my oppressor for their sakes and my own hurt pride.
...plus I wanted a bearcape.
I was a noob then but I did know that animals couldn't attack palisade walls at least. I had a Q10 sling but no stones. However, I did have a cupboard full of bones from dead rabbits, chickens, and a boar AND 20 or so logs from when I was making my Timberhouse. So I decided to make a bow and arrows to kill the bear. I made about 20 bone arrows and a Q12 bow. I went back outside and the bear was still there. After a quick safety check I started shooting.
With my MM being only 15-20 back then it was like watching a gunfight in slow motion, taking me 5 minutes between shots. I hit as often as I missed.
Of course I ran out of ammo before the bear ran out of health. Since I had no more bones to make arrows I figured I was done. Then once I was down to 2 arrows left Kongui came back on. 1st thing I did was warn him about the bear outside so he would shut his gate. With a thanks he shut his gate and stayed inside cooking. It was then the thought occurred to me and I asked for his help in taking down the bear but he had no ammo for his sling. Being a former WoW player I did get the crazy idea that since I was the one shooting it I was the one who had arrgo and therefore tanking it and said as much.
Guess he believed me since he opened his gate and ran to the nearest rock quarry to grab an inventory full of stones. I found out when I saw the first stone shot from behind his own wall.
After a few shots from Kongui and me running out of arrows I told him I was gonna brave outside and run to the nearest quarry to grab some stones for my own sling. After zoning and logout in my home I opened the gate with my keyalt and ran pass the bear to the quarry. 15 minutes I had a inventory full of stones I hearthed back home, tossed the stones in a cupboard and logged back to my Main.
With a sling and stones now I went back to shooting party! Despite this my ammo dropped 1 by 1... then with my VERY LAST STONE I shot and killed the bear!!!! With that came 9000 LP, my 1st bearcape, and sweet SWEET revenge!
So there my long-ass story. Hope it was a fun read. If he did kill me I probably would've ragequit H&H being my 4th death in my 1st month (2 from boars and 1 from a couple axe wielding scumbags).
THE END
~WiseZaker
Last edited by WiseZaker on Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.