Oh Jorb

by **b_anon** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:40 pm

Every time i see a bear my heart skips a beat.

I've seen around 6 so far, 5 days playing world 5

by **Argus** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:01 am

The last time I saw a bear, I was in a boat and gleefully pelted it with slingstones till I had to head off (work).

The time prior to THAT, a bear caught me, KO'd me twice, then swaggered off (I swear to God he was swaggering) like he had an appointment. As if to say 'Meh, whatever. You're not even worth the time to eat.' Hell of a blow to my self-esteem.

by **jorb** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:28 am

lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.

...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.

by **kralmir** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:29 am

jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.

...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.

that sounds awesome. time to armor up and check the clip... just incase.

by **D00mHouse** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:49 am

jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.

...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.

I have been in a boat while a bear was swimming across a channel, In real life of course. There was not much the bear could do, other than swim away very quickly. Needless to say the bear was scared shit less.
But then again, this is a game and chances are the bears would be more than happy to come along for a nice little ride in your boat. Either that or they would stalk you and destroy your boat. :twisted:

by **novaalpha** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:56 am

jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.

...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.

And do not forget to make them and trolls able to destroy dead hearthlings' bodies

by **Grog** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:50 am

jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.

...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.

gess thats something for the next 1st of april..... HURRY jorb and loftar!

by **HarryDresden** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:00 pm

jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.

...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.

Then come the flying bears with laser beam eyes. Then trolls riding the bears.

by **JailBaitWes** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:59 pm

Am I the only one who screams at bears when I see them?

by **Grog** » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:01 am

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