The U.S. Goverment

[Tapewormz]

Soon as I can log in, I'm going to pave world 6 in on my claim. Unless of course it's world 6, in which case I'll have to pave world 7.

Every time someone says world 7 sabinati, juggles kittens, eats babies, tosses dwarves, and bites the heads off of chickens.

[Kearn]

Soon as I can log in, I'm going to pave world 6 in on my claim. Unless of course it's world 6, in which case I'll have to pave world 7.

Every time someone says world 7 sabinati, juggles kittens, eats babies, tosses dwarves, and bites the heads off of chickens.

but dwarves are coolbros

[jorb]

Shit's gonna go bankrupt because politicians in democracies have to constantly spend ever increasing amounts of the public's money to pay for bread and circuses. Next stop after weimar-style hyperinflation would be price and wage controls, and after that the american empire will go the same way that the roman empire went before it.

I can't even make shit like this up

Damn waste of what was once a good republic.

This thread is just here as jorb bait, right?

[ninja_yodeler]

hehe, enter the only in america jokes...
only in america...do they leave the bank vaults wide open in plain sight, but then chain the pens to the front desk.



also on topic. they suck, get out of the middle east and focus on your own problems.

[MagicManICT]

Shit's gonna go bankrupt because politicians in democracies have to constantly spend ever increasing amounts of the public's money to pay for bread and circuses. Next stop after weimar-style hyperinflation would be price and wage controls, and after that the american empire will go the same way that the roman empire went before it.

I can't even make shit like this up

Damn waste of what was once a good republic.

This thread is just here as jorb bait, right?

Oh, I definitely agree that America is going to go the way of any other empire in the past. It's just the nature of man and his never ending desire to fuck things up for everyone else. Great idea in the day, but too many bureaucrats from getting to big to manage. I only hope We the People don't get ruined in the collapse.

hehe, enter the only in america jokes...
only in america...do they leave the bank vaults wide open in plain sight, but then chain the pens to the front desk.



also on topic. they suck, get out of the middle east and focus on your own problems.

I wish I could think of some more good jokes. Might start the next net meme here. Instead of "in soviet russia", it's "only in america..."

Can't get out of the middle east. The rest of the world would collapse from the lack of oil, cause, ya know, we have enough oil for our own purposes. /sarcasm off

[ninja_yodeler]

oh oh, this one is great.

Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’
in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

[ninja_yodeler]

hate to double post but... only in america, do they have drive up ATM'S with braille writing...

[jorb]

oh oh, this one is great.

Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’
in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.

"Democrat": from "demos", meaning demonic, and "kratos", meaning creature.

[ninja_yodeler]

lol... only in america..will a pizza get to your house before an ambulance

EDIT: this one isnt as great as the others, but the t.v reminded me of it.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

EDIT'S EDIT: president bush joke:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!'

His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'

hehe

[Potjeh]

"Democrat": from "demos", meaning demonic, and "kratos", meaning creature.

Are you suggesting that Republicans are somehow better?