100 (Dumb) ways to die

[cloakblade]

I accidentally starved my character with 1.4 million LP to death. Was doing some work plowing fields or something, was barely in the starving spectrum of hunger, and then went over to my girlfriend's place for the night without logging out. Came back 10 hours later to an empty character select screen.

This happened to a villager, it was really weird watching him just stand their when I would pop into the PH. I thought he had a scrip running setting his PBs or something.

[MagicManICT]

Getting killed by a bear that spawned directly next to your house before you could afford yeomanry. (RIP Capitan America I)

I had a similar death. I had yeomanry, though, but it was still a small claim. I had my farm up and running, and instead of waiting on the screen to load, I went running off to do whatever it was I was in a hurry to do. Next thing I know, I'm in combat and don't even know what it was until I'm almost dead. I'm hoping it's a boar and I can out run it until one of my houses loads. Instead, it's a bear and I'm dead at the same time it's portrait pops up.

[burgingham]

Old combat system, not switching from combat meditation to shield while being hit by a B12. That was about the most stupid way I died I think. He would have never stood a chance if I had done it right.

[Halagaz]

Chasing a boat stealer and drowing, that was my epic stupidity moment of H&H...

[Windforce]

Finding out boar had murder at the starting days of W4.....

[Maulkin]

Finding out boar had murder at the starting days of W4.....

Amen...


Mine was standing in the safety of shallow waters, pelting a bear with stones. Suddenly (most likely from eating some bad mushrooms) i desided the bear looked like a fluffy teddy and ran into his embrase...

[Tonkyhonk]

Finding out boar had murder at the starting days of W4.....

same here, it was only a few mins after spawning

[SacreDoom]

Finding out boar had murder at the starting days of W4.....

I got raped by a bear when I started to get some decent stats.

[erozaxx]

Hopped out of my "Safe pali" to give some noob wineseeds, as he asked for how to reduce his travell weariness.
1) "noob" was Nao
2) kLaUE was hidden in full steel behind the tree (I did not look via x-ray)
3) I stucked myself at some fence corner post while running from him
4) *** NUCLEAR DUMBNESS WARNING *** I had keys from pali at my char, even though I jumped out to charterstone (nearby) and could return back by hearth jump ***/end NUCLEAR DUMBNESS WARNING

My most stupid way to die: Being too trustful

[ninja_yodeler]

did he take your pants??

mine was hiding from raiders in a cave, little did i realise they had x-ray