A noob's first time playing H&H.

[SpiderJerusalem]

and i'm in the story

you trolling?cause it would be really bad luck( and really funny) that the first heartling a newby meets is Klaue

[kLauE]

and i'm in the story

you trolling?cause it would be really bad luck( and really funny) that the first heartling a newby meets is Klaue

No i'm serious.

[SpiderJerusalem]

well that makes the story even better

[Driftraze]

Thanks all for the replies. I'm glad some people got a laugh out of it, as was the intention. I imagined the worst thing that could have came of it were people ignoring the tale or simply posting the infamous "cool story bro." But the best results are that my assaulter has a name.

The cone cow demands blood. Someday, maybe next week, or maybe even years from now, I will find you and I will bring down upon you all the might of a newbie's unbridled Punch in the face. This is my quest, Klaue. It will be written in stone, and by stone I mean signature.

[sabinati]

hahaa epic

[SpiderJerusalem]

Thanks all for the replies. I'm glad some people got a laugh out of it, as was the intention. I imagined the worst thing that could have came of it were people ignoring the tale or simply posting the infamous "cool story bro." But the best results are that my assaulter has a name.

The cone cow demands blood. Someday, maybe next week, or maybe even years from now, I will find you and I will bring down upon you all the might of a newbie's unbridled Punch in the face. This is my quest, Klaue. It will be written in stone, and by stone I mean signature.

I like that!

if Klaue is nice he lets you hit him once and thake a screenshot of it

[kLauE]

I will come back one day my friend

[bitza]

that's one hell of a quest dude, you can think of klaue as like an end boss in the game

[Aokigahara]

If it makes you feel better dude, you died the same way most of us did with our first characters. You truly can't IMAGINE how fun this game is if you preserver and keep at it.

[DatOneGuy]

Now he needs a midboss.

Epic story is epic.