Haven and Hearth Parody Thread

[Tonkyhonk]

I'm sure someone is going kill me for this but here it goes.

actually i want to kill myself for being able to sing it without a vid lol
but a great work
let me recommend using this vid maybe
(the link you posted wouldnt let me watch it anyways from where i live.)

[fakeprofile]

True story here. (Also, Tallest Man on Earth is the only artist I listen to while playing HnH.)

Tallest Man on Earth - Love is All

Well I sail upon the river 'cause it's easier than land
flotsam's in my pocket and a brill is in my hand
oh, a brill is in my hand
and I throw it in the current as I cast my line again.
Strength is all, from what I've heard, but I've left mine at ten.
oh, I've left mine at ten.

Oh, I've built my home
where the river forks but I
haven't built a wall.
It's unsafe here, but I don't mind.
No, I don't mind.

And now crops will keep on growing in my fields beside the shore.
I used to leave my crates outside, but I don't anymore.
no, I don't anymore.

I've had some items stolen, but I'm sure it could be worse.
I guess this mighty river's both a blessing and a curse
oh, a blessing and a curse.

Oh, I've built my home
where the river forks but I
haven't built a wall.
It's unsafe here, but I don't mind.
No, I don't mind.

Well I sail upon the river 'cause it's easier than land
flotsam's in my pocket and some scents are in my hand
oh, some scents are in my hand
and I throw them in the current and I turn and head for home.
Where that is, I'm not so sure, so now I guess I'll roam.
Oh, now, I guess I roam.

Oh, I built my home
where the river forks but I
didn't build a wall.
It wasn't safe there, but I didn't mind.
No, I didn't mind.

[Tonkyhonk]

thats really neat too, i like it
id better think of another parody to recommend building walls now xD
(i thought a song for sealing cornerposts was good enough, oh well)

[Tonkyhonk]

Linda Ronstadt - Bug is a Rose
(if you like, here is Neil Young version, but couldnt find his best one.)

Bug is a rose
But you better first report it
Its only good when it's on the vine.
A handful of 'sploits and
You'll know you've abused it
You lose your bug
When you let the world crash.

I wanna see what's never been fixed,
I wanna hit that brick-walled vault.
Come on, lads, we can raid together
Let's take the best right now,
Take the best right now.

Bug is a rose
But you better first report it
Its only good when it's on the vine.
A handful of 'sploits and
You'll know you've abused it
You lose your bug
When you let the world crash.

I wanna get that old wolf cape
Hunt down thieves in a lycan shape
Pick me up cause my feet are draggin'
Give me a lift and I'll hay your mansion

Bug is a rose
But you better first report it
Its only good when it's on the vine.
A handful of 'sploits and
You'll know you've abused it
You lose your bug
When you let the world crash.

Bug is a rose...

Special thanks to Niltrias for some corrections and better wording



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just in case, this parody is NOT to criticize "normal" bug using testers. this is just for fun and nothing more.
my stance on this topic is here.

[Tonkyhonk]

i was going to wait till someone else posts another, but hey, gotta do this now

I Got Raided - Bing Crosby & Peggy Lee
(i like Judy Garland's better but its a bit tedius to do the first few verses)

I've got raided
I've got thieved yeah
I've got killed too
Who could ask for anything more?
I've got dramas
In green pastures
I've got my men
Who could ask for anything more?

Raider Trouble
I don't mind them
They will find them
Hangin' round my walls

I've got drama
I've got sweet dream
I've got my men
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?

Raider Trouble
I don't mind them
They will find them
Hangin' round my back door

I've got drama
I've got sweet dream
I've got my men
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?


P.S.
Big Girls Don't Cry

[Maulkin]

Nice work, and nice thread, like how i discovered some new music, liked the tallest man on earth alot

[bclark4253]

How about we do a song that people like, lol

[Tonkyhonk]

How about we do a song that people like, lol

How about you do a song that you like, lol

[bclark4253]

How about we do a song that people like, lol

How about you do a song that you like, lol

BLACK N YELLOW BLACK N YELLOW! jk. If anyone here ever did listen to Wiz Khalifa before his mainstream sht * COUGH COUGH* ROLLING PAPAERS * COUGH COUGH * then your coolness is instantly 300+

I was thinking about doing Chris Webby - I Need a Dollar



[Chorus]
I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Well I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Said I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
If I share with you my story, would you share your dollar with me

[Chris Webby]
You see I'm broke, I'm not tryna brag
About money, cars, hoes, jewelry and swag
About to be the first dude with the game in the bag
Who still lives home with his mom and his dad
Screw takin' a cab, I'll save my dough
And get to joggin', yeah my funds are that low
My car's dented up with some dirty ass rims
My left headlight is duct-taped in
You think I'm jokin'? I wish
But I've also accepted the fact life is a bitch
And I ain't here to complain
Yo I'm just sayin' that uh I'll take your dollar even if it's change
Cause I've given you nothin' but free music
When I do release an album you can buy, please do it
Now there's a fan base followin' this character
About to show the world how to make it in America

[Chorus]
I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Well I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Said I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
If I share with you my story, would you share your dollar with me

[Chris Webby]
You see it don't matter, nationwide everybody heard of me
Cause my wallet still lacks American currency
Dudes be like "Yo you're not broke son; you're famous"
Huh, and I'm still unsigned you ignoramus
Boston's makin' money like Billy Costigan
While Webby's in CT grindin' for Washingtons
But it's straight yo, I'm havin' a great time
And I realize some of these things take time
But I put out more hits than A-Rod
And gotta work a seven-dollar an hour day job
Don't have the money, but I have the skills
And respect that's worth more on the real, I'm the real deal
Soon enough I'll have my fill and pay off all these late lawyer bills
About to have a mil in the stash, for real it's a fact
Need bills to the max, TiVo bring it back

[Chorus]
I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Well I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Said I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
If I share with you my story, would you share your dollar with me

[Mac Miller]
Eh, Webby I got you bro
Pittsburg in this bitch, Mac Miller
Aight look, I start my name with a capital "M"
You missed the start of the show, but you catchin' the end
MC's up in my cypher, come and show me love
Say, "Mac look at you kid, you really growin' up"
Before I ever had a video to look at
A bunch of weed and mixtapes fillin' up my book bag
Doin' it, feelin' it, keepin' it real
One in a million, needin' a feel
Bringin' the stage, whippin' em aways
Kid be livin' in the City of Steel
There's a hundred billion rappers in the world
Yeah I'm one of many, get this money better understand me
No plan B, bitches no panties
Bunch of hoes tryna Facebook fan me
Platinum record, I get a Grammy
California Kush and parties in Miami
Got the game by the titty, she my nanny
Thumbs up motherfucker, aha

[Chorus]
I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Well I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
Said I need a dollar, dollar, a dollar is what I need
If I share with you my story, would you share your dollar with me

[Tonkyhonk]

ermmm, may i ask where exactly i can find a parody in it?
(also, read the 1st post, the rule to post a link to the song.)