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[Jiskra]

I'm loving my current village

However, the previous one, the first one I ever joined, fell apart in quite a bizarre way (which I've said before, but maybe some people will enjoy it). The farmer was married to the miner irl, with kids and everything. Unfortunately, she grew *very* close to the Lawspeaker, and they started having some weird online affair. The miner decided that the best way to deal with this was not to talk to his wife irl, but to kill the Lawspeaker - I don't know if he ever managed it, but I left as fast as I could, too weird for me...

oh this is hilarious. I've seen it happen in WoW a lot. I actually did something similar except I was already in a middle of a divorce when I met my current bf there. My close friend actually left her military husband for someone she met while playing WoW. I suspect mmo's are going to be the #1 reason for divorces soon.

[Vigilance]

I have a neighbor story.
I got my boyfriend to play, he got all into it and found us a nice spot, we started to build stuff, he was taking care of our camp and I was out hunting (slinging stuff from a boat heh)
One day I was going out when I saw someone by our place, we didnt have a palisade up yet but had a claim. I started to talk to the guy, he was polish and since I know the language we talked, he was super nice, found an iron node close to our place and started a mine hole for us. Kinnd me and all. Well days passed and I got killed by 3 guys while hunting (afking in a boat). I talked to my polish friend, all heart broken, told him I will probably quit the game etc.
Didnt log on for 2-3 days, when I did log on I found an extra gate on our newly built palisade, I was locked in. Again I talked to my polish friend, crying my heart out. He said: give me your HS and I will spawn an alt in your place and look at your pali, there might be a flaw. So I said ok, sure enough he found it, showed me how the person got in and stole my stuff then locked me in. He suggested I move, because his place got raided and he moved far far away. I showed him where I tracked the scents (new village next to us). He said you wait here and I go talk. He came back and said guy is american and lives with his russian friend.
So I said ok, I will move.
On my way to new home I met vigilance, who was nice enough and didnt kill me. He then moved up where I used to live. I showed him where the people that griefed me lived, he said he talked to them before, some guy called LubiePlacki .. well that was my polish friend.
The same person that showed me how he got in and stole my stuff and suggested I move.
He died and his village now belongs to Vigi.

I like that story.

[Tonkyhonk]

to op,

if you really wanna make this thread "horror", let the other side tell their stories too it often gets more entertaining!


*edit*
↓ nah, im just talking about in general. i think ive seen enough horror for yours when i saw your deleted post...

[sillynipples]

[Shadow7168]

Oh boy. W4. Glad that's over. Anyways, I had it "decent" for the age of the server; pali'd farm, decentish stats, you know. Anyways, there was a nubnub village nearby with about 6 people in it. Had nothing better to do, so I decided to help them. They were starving pretty much(seriously, who starves nowadays?) and I would hunt foxes/boars/bears with a nice q10 sling of course. I did give them a few seeds to help them get started, thoughonly their "leader" and me had afrming soo, yeah. Also, the only person that was capable of foraging/hunting didn't want to. Anyways, a couple days later, after sleeping for a few 10 hours, I log back on to a partychat starting with "you stole bear bone!" accused by the leader, and the rest of the supposedly mature people raging at me. Thier logic was that, I was the only one that wasn't there, so I was the one that did it. Since none of them have rage, they tried to lure a boar to kill me. It killed 2 of them, and KO'd their leader, completely ignoring me. Two of them managed to kill it with slings, but I didn't really feel like using rage(for the obvious ragepost on the forums), so I left. Next day, I see two of them trying to build a ram outside of my place. Guess what? One of them runs away, one of them logs off. I decide to break the signpost, then go back to their camp. Funny, because apparently they turned the bear bone into glue, and it wasn't on claimed ground. Decided to move later, and the world ended following quickly after.

[ElGato]

Once I was in a village with Naowhut...

[Vigilance]

Once I was in a village with Naowhut...

shit son, your ass still hurts?

[ElGato]

Once I was in a village with Naowhut...

shit son, your ass still hurts?

no. he has fucked me over how many times now?

[sabinati]

probably less than the number of times you've fucked over the various villages you've been in

[ElGato]

probably less than the number of times you've fucked over the various villages you've been in

lol you don't think nao has fucked me over more than 3 times?