Salutations!!!

[btaylor]

What do you mean blew up?
Like he died or something related to it?

Good question. At any rate you've already past the first step of not complaining that your character has died and request it be brought back to life or you'll quit this stupid game for a better one. Kudos.

[Sarchi]

You will be the subject of somebody's lulz soon I am sure.

[cgbnab]

*looks around nervously before handing MidnightDosojin a pair of fresh linen pants*

Take these, find a village, and build a brickwall. If someone shows up in armor with all sorts of weapons and such, just take the pants, and run. Don't stop, no matter what you do.

*mutters something unintelligible about "damned pants thieves" before attempting to swim across a river and drowing instantly*

[screwbag]

Welcome to the game! Hope you last longer than most...and when you need a hat, and have a village idol pm me...