war and fight stories

[Koru]

Granhard was preparing to raid Lemegeton after few argues between those villages. LS of Leme decided to hire us to fight against Granhard. We have gathered information, scents but we didn't know when Granhard gonna attack and with how many ppl (we knew they had RUA allies). What we knew, that they gonna come from Tartar, their village for recruitment. Tartar was very close to Lemegeton, they did a minehole and tried to connect to Leme's mines.
We knew attacking Tartar would only give them our scents and we would loose advantage of invisible movement. We wanted to attack their main village before their attack, to avoid killing newbie chars from Leme so we were tracking. We were almost at their gates when someone noticed that all ppl who left scents were at one place - Tartar.
We gathered forces, 10 ppl with volunteers from Lemegeton. Quick march under Tartar minehole and waiting. Few mins later one person came down and 10 ppl just jumped on him. We had lucky, cus ppl above blocked escape for poor guy who came down and we could count him as a first victim.
We thought it is end for today so we were going back to check walls, but we left an alt and saw they are comming down. One, two... five... about 10 chars ready to fight. We decided to stad against them so we went back. Archers tried to do the dmg, but both sides were not skilled enough in archery. Same time warriors were calling thunders catching aggro on everybody and earning coins to take the advantage in a close combat.
We did the nasty move about turning off team speak server that Granhard was using. We involved into close combat one char, blocked way out by two strongest chars that were standing like a wall for the rest of Granhard warriors who wanted to help their friend. He died after a while and after another kill our warriors felt invincible. They rushed on the opponents giving chance to rest two warriors who were holding all the Granhard on their backs. Advantage was on our side, after a while Granhard stopped fighting and tried to escape, but we pushed them to the tunnels. Only few escaped to the ladder, rest was chased and slaughtered at dead ends.
After a great victory we decided to check the keys we have found in dead bodies. 4 men on the river right next to Lemegeton saw two rangers and b cape guy boating in bandit's masks. We thought those rangers would be harmless as their troops in minehole. We were wrong. They were able to kill in 2 shots one of our guy,one almost died, cus he crashed and took one shot. We decided to retreat and check the scents later. But this is actually the other story .

[btaylor]

My "fight story" was more of an accident than intentional. It started with that urge to KO someone the moment I bought Rage.

I was out in the forest one day, looking for a random unsuspecting victim to punch in the face when I came across a duo of newbs in linen and nettles huddled around a boar corpse. I walked up to them and asked what they were doing and found out they had just killed their first boar. I told them I was very happy for them and I wanted to congratulate them with a joke.

"Knock knock," I said.

They replied, "Who's there?"

CRUNCH! I destroy the newb in one blow. I didn't take into account that the newb was very low on HHP from the boar attack and my unnaturally high UAC, however. I accidentally killed the poor guy. His friend was so scared he ran off into the forest and attracted ANOTHER boar. Off in the distance I could hear the crunching sound of the boar goring the poor newb, probably to death.

I hearthed back to my secret underground lair and mourned the loss of two fine men and contemplated the folly of my actions. They now have two runestone memorials dedicated to their sacrifice.

If you guys are reading this, I'm really sorry.

[EyeOfRa]

One time, I was chasing some begging noobs away from my village walls, and was punching around you know, just to damage. I was under strict orders not to kill, and i did no such thing. However, one gung ho fighter from the village comes up and kills both of them. I mourned for the loss of two noobs that night, while being whipped by my chief xD

Hmm.. I can give a real story, not really a fight story to be honest. It's a tale of lies and deception, of lulz and l00tz. And it has Screens Though it may attract butthurtedness from one of our forum friends here. Should I do it?