Your favourite joke.

[burgingham]

This is still a joke thread however, so either keep it in line or get warned. If this is gonna continue like it has so far then I see no future for this thread though.

[Tonkyhonk]

that reminded me,
"i report you!" is a great joke in this game too.

[Amanda44]

1) Painhertz shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only one minute apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the doctor.
"No" shouts painhertz, "this is her husband!"

2) Frank goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think its got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look at the goldfish and says "it seems ok to me, quite calm in fact."
"Yes", says frank "but i haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

3) Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and just stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him, she swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately took action and considering her to be mentaly stable ordered her to be discharged from the hospital.
The following day the nurse went to see Edna. "Edna, i have some good news and some bad news" she says, "the good news is that you are being discharged, since you were able to respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the man you love, i have concluded your act displays sound mindedness."
"The bad news", she continued "is that Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his belt right after you saved him, i'm so sorry but he died."
"Don't be silly!" Edna replied, "he didn't hang himself, i put him there to dry."


I hope no-ones offended by that last one.

[Saif_Mahlik]

Well to be fair here if you are allowed to make jokes about Americans then they may as well make jokes about Islam.

American isn't really a religion nor a race.

You can make fun of peoples Nationalities I don't mind that.

Anyways Its been removed so its time for them to remove theres.

[burgingham]

I don't want to make a difference between nationality, race, religion. Either all are fair game or none is.

Also, next post better be a joke.

[painhertz]

This Jew walks into an Inn, hands the innkeeper three nails and says "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

[burgingham]

There have been people actually posting jokes and no he won't come back to troll you because then he would get wanred or banned. So let us try one final time to keep this thread on track, because it has at least a little potential.

Cleaning it up once again...

[Kitamie]

It's short, it's lame but here it is anyway.


Q. What smells funny?
A. Clown shit.

[Saif_Mahlik]

Alrighty

A blonde is driving on a road and see's another blonde trying to row a boat on grass she says "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name, I'd knock some sense into you if I could swim!"

[Vihart]

If you cant take it dont dish it out, i dont mean to be harsh but lighten up a little.

Personally i think the best jokes are about yourselves,
e.g Im a noob, i went to join a village met the leader of the village and used my HF to get the hell out of there because i thought he was a raider.
I fed the cattle at the farm i used to be at q4 carrots.
I remember once a guy stole my boat and i shit my pants because i thought i was going to die.
A person walked up to the palisade (the old farm) and i spammed my "leaders" inbox with messages, i think he began to get fed up with me at this point.
I used a high q stone to pave the ground.
I cooked low q carrot cake (like q10), low q tea (with a shitty mug and teapot), low q tobacco, low q honey buns and messaged my "leader" at the time and said that the farm was developing and food was ready to eat (like i was super happy with myself- thought he would be too - but i think he would have rather have his character eat aurochs poo).
Once i stole an empty tanning tub from an unclaimed area and bragged about it to my leader (probably abandoned actually).

There, do i give a shit ? no

As for religion, i was first an atheist, then a christian, then agnostic <.< not exactly a good religious record lol.
If anyone starts to make fun of your religion, who gives a shit, you know that they are ignorant about it whether theyre serious or not.