Stories around the Hearthfire

[wickerman_156]

Around the beginning of world 5 me and my friend found a cave and decided to explore it, after a while of exploring we saw another hearthling surrounded by chests scraping at the walls for ore, when we approached he shouted something in Russian in all caps, luckily my friend is Russian and talked to him, it turns out he always speaks in all caps because he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the text otherwise, and he couldn't afford glasses...which is kind of sad. He was nice anyway and gave us a whole chest of ore for free, we took to calling him the Russian Mole.

(And I'm not sure but I think my friend also had to write in all caps when talking to him.)

[painhertz]

That's wild! lol

[kaizokuroof]

[12:17:27 PM] Quack: here is the history of Alekseevskaya
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[12:29:21 PM] Quack: And that friends
[12:29:26 PM] Quack: is the history of Alekseevskaya

^These screenshots are some of the key/hilarious moments of the small yet mighty Alekseevskaya. <3 u guyz

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Aleksvertka... was born from my lack of being content at my Dis plot, I was living with some douchebag people and they almost got me evicted from Dis, so I built a small house and a shitty palisade.

A little whiles later after all the Dis drama had calmed down, I was reading the forums and someone was in trouble!! It was Fire, he was being attacked by Russians or something, so I invited him to live in Aleksvertka! I started the brick wall, got one tiny part done and he made the rest.

So for a while it was fire and I, until I contacted Vigilance, last world he had contacted me to share combat knowledge or something, so we got to talking and eventually our duo was a trio.

A little while later, after many raids and a death, vigilance moved back to Scruffy at sigma with Chris (fire). Scruffy, whom vigilance had introduced me in a party chat was keen on the idea of forming a village, so they worked on Sigma for a whiles UNTIL.... Russians, god damn Russians attacked them and not the friendly Dis kind of Russians, it was the douchebag AD russians. Anywho, I began talking to Chris(fire) whom asked for help, at the time I was all powerfull pr0 player, so I warped over and checked it out. Unfortunately shit went down and I rescued them by oathing them to Aleksvertka.

By that time Aleksvertka was still a shithole and stayed a shithole for quite some times, we had many time where wine was non-existant but we also had many times when we was happy.

One day we were out raiding a place called counter raiders, they had an almighty battle axe of the 12th bay and some loots we wanted so we began bubbling a ram (as at this stage we were all noobies with super shit str).

Anyways I warped back to Dis to get some supplies, however as soon as I did this "Halp, Artyams they have come out of the walls." So I grabbed my boat, quickly got some backup from Dis (guiness who is a beast) and started heading back there. Halfway there guiness bails on me as we were out numbered and didn't know their stats. As I arrived Scruffy and Fire are cornered in a boat, with people smashing it AND Fire has crashed but held in the game because of combat, silly fire is also the driver of the boat so Scruffy can't do anything

As I arrive I survey the situation... it's very heavily in counter raiders favor, so I rush the archer on the land who's shooting at them both as he runs away from the boat scruffy/fire was in, this eased the pressure on them and just at the right time to, the boat breaks and scruffy swims to land, as I am dominating the archer namsy (the guy with a b12) rushes after me, scruffy who has seen this, sets a sting on namsy that connects and instantly downs him, I quickly finish the archer off, we loots teh body and scruffy gives me my first ever B12.

Now there was 3 more people we didn't deal with, as we stood there gloating from the shore while they watched from the safety of their boats. They leave and that was that....... or was it. 2 seconds later I get a message from Guiness telling me he is being ganked by 3 people, so I set off full speed sprinting, as I arrvie guiness has already killed one and almost downs another, so I swim across the river and the surviving two run away.

Long story short this is why I <3 scruffy, this is where I got my first B12 and this is but one of the many stories of Aleksvertka

P.S I'm super hungover so I apologise for the poor grammer and spelling mistakes Enjoy

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The above stories are from our own private forums, copy paste ftw.

[kanec]

I got a new Polish AKMS Saturday
Its amazing! :3
js

[Swarm]

I was boating around with ideas of spreading the word of our good friend Jesus to the heathen masses of H&H, when suddenly I saw several russians performing paganic rituals on their deed.
Before they could finish with their vile magic, I whipped up a pclaim on their turf and forced them to listen to my persuasive arguments why they should stop being vile heretics and become respectable christians while I was paving a cross next to their log cabin.
Needless to say, their initial responses were rude and everything you'd expect a pagan to say; "r u krazey", "pls go away", "dont kill us pls", but after a while of hearing about the hardships of Jesus they began to take my point, and by the time I finished they were already fully-fledged soldiers of Christ ready for a new crusade.
Such a happy ending.

[Arcanist]

out collecting curios
see one on the shore, so get out to get it
a guy comes along, picks up the boat and takes it to the other side of the river
ignoring requests to bring it back he comes back over the river, jumps out and punches me
lead him in a circle and come back (still in front of him)
jump in his boat, pick up mine
feel like a ninja

it was even better when he had a chest in the boat (i was only onto coffers)