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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby SacreDoom » Sun May 27, 2012 10:58 pm

Okay so I'm just gonna submit this epic H&H-related comic.

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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby zacty » Sun May 27, 2012 11:15 pm

mexican and african jokes are all the same
once youve heard huan, youve heard jamal
i really need to find a good signature
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby rogoku » Mon May 28, 2012 1:44 am

Did you hear about the butcher from Dis that was exiled?
I heard he didn't make the cut! :P
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby Mvpeh » Mon May 28, 2012 11:37 pm

about 2 days to go
My son, walk not in the way unarmed; because thou knowest not when thy enemy shall come upon thee.
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby questionmark » Mon May 28, 2012 11:47 pm

Subject: Just jokes-Holy Water

sala007 wrote:One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."
It hurt itself in its confusion!
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby Mvpeh » Wed May 30, 2012 5:18 am

1 day left
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby TheOneKlumplum » Wed May 30, 2012 5:20 pm

I'm only gonna say this once, it's short and sweet:
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby Mvpeh » Wed May 30, 2012 11:50 pm

Only a few hours left!
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby Feltzy » Thu May 31, 2012 1:43 am

New black neighbors... better hang 'em




a welcoming sign so they feel comfortable
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Re: x2 Salem Beta Key - Joke Contest

Postby Strict » Thu May 31, 2012 2:36 am

A mexican, a polish guy, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and goes "What is this...some kind of a joke!?"
I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away.
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