Crazy HnH Stories

[Eemerald]

back in world 5, I decided to make my own town, so it all started well and i had palisade up and idol, and it was a cute little newbie town with my yellow brick road to the gate, and I added a guy called popfor before he was so well known on the forums and in everyones hearts, and he didnt build his own house to stick his hearth fire in. So one day as i was farming, someone in area chat started speaking to me, and as I turned there were 5 guys in ranger gear, bows and swords standing outside my palisade...this was quite early world, so i doubt there were dhelmers then. And so one kinned me, as i ran inside my house, and began talking to me, about having a thief in my village, and that they werent going to do anything to the town they just wanted him dead. I did not know at the time you can summon someone from their hearth fire, but his hearth fire was right by the wall and they summoned him and killed him with their bows. Apologized for the trouble they caused, and left!

It was pretty intimidating since at the time, i didn't know all the ins and outs of the game. needless to say it wasn't the last time popfor got himself killed:D

[Dill]

back in world 5, I decided to make my own town, so it all started well and i had palisade up and idol, and it was a cute little newbie town with my yellow brick road to the gate, and I added a guy called popfor before he was so well known on the forums and in everyones hearts, and he didnt build his own house to stick his hearth fire in. So one day as i was farming, someone in area chat started speaking to me, and as I turned there were 5 guys in ranger gear, bows and swords standing outside my palisade...this was quite early world, so i doubt there were dhelmers then. And so one kinned me, as i ran inside my house, and began talking to me, about having a thief in my village, and that they werent going to do anything to the town they just wanted him dead. I did not know at the time you can summon someone from their hearth fire, but his hearth fire was right by the wall and they summoned him and killed him with their bows. Apologized for the trouble they caused, and left!

It was pretty intimidating since at the time, i didn't know all the ins and outs of the game. needless to say it wasn't the last time popfor got himself killed:D

Sounds like good luck to me, With my luck they'd pillage and rape my shit.

[fanit937]

Once upon a time, there was a Grand Party that controlled the hearthlands. One day, several delegates requested that the World of 4 be destroyed due to its inhabitants' sinfulness. "The People have resorted to using black magick for teleporting their armies inside the mightily armed fortresses of their enemies," they said, "and they also allow their bodies to be possessed by Daemons in order to gain immense amounts of superhuman strength!" Contemplating this request, the LORD Jorb -- the party leader and divine architect of the hearthlands -- agreed that the World of 4 was too wicked and must be reborn into a more wholesome world, the World of 5. Smiling and bowing down before their LORD, the delegates -- Burgihem, Patjeq, and Sabrinahu -- left the glittering white palace to meet their fate on that wicked world below, knowing that their souls would reincarnate into purified bodies in the World of 5. Therein, they would uphold Jorb's Law and spread party doctrine in order to prevent the rise of heathenism.

However, this noble plan would be threatened by the evil Empress, Ladeen'oo, of the Wretched Northlands, a remnant of the World of 4 in which reincarnated souls still practiced the heathenism of old.

My little story. W3, was still a newbie, deforesting and gaining LP. So one day a random necro. robe guy appeared. At that time, just like every other newbies, I was so fucking excitied to meet other players. And I thought his robe's cool and his badass looking bear cape and stuffs. And he asked me something like "Do you know woods are important resources?", my anwser was no, of course. Then h
e said "Just don't deforest north" (or west? don't remember). I packed up my stuffs and headed to said direction immediately.

I now feel like an idiot.

[Dill]

Once upon a time, there was a Grand Party that controlled the hearthlands. One day, several delegates requested that the World of 4 be destroyed due to its inhabitants' sinfulness. "The People have resorted to using black magick for teleporting their armies inside the mightily armed fortresses of their enemies," they said, "and they also allow their bodies to be possessed by Daemons in order to gain immense amounts of superhuman strength!" Contemplating this request, the LORD Jorb -- the party leader and divine architect of the hearthlands -- agreed that the World of 4 was too wicked and must be reborn into a more wholesome world, the World of 5. Smiling and bowing down before their LORD, the delegates -- Burgihem, Patjeq, and Sabrinahu -- left the glittering white palace to meet their fate on that wicked world below, knowing that their souls would reincarnate into purified bodies in the World of 5. Therein, they would uphold Jorb's Law and spread party doctrine in order to prevent the rise of heathenism.

However, this noble plan would be threatened by the evil Empress, Ladeen'oo, of the Wretched Northlands, a remnant of the World of 4 in which reincarnated souls still practiced the heathenism of old.

My little story. W3, was still a newbie, deforesting and gaining LP. So one day a random necro. robe guy appeared. At that time, just like every other newbies, I was so fucking excitied to meet other players. And I thought his robe's cool and his badass looking bear cape and stuffs. And he asked me something like "Do you know woods are important resources?", my anwser was no, of course. Then he said "Just don't deforest north" (or west? don't remember). I packed up my stuffs and headed to said direction immediately.

I now feel like an idiot.

an idiot or a badass?

[Dill]

Is all we are getting just a few stories? D:

[popfor]

back in world 5, I decided to make my own town, so it all started well and i had palisade up and idol, and it was a cute little newbie town with my yellow brick road to the gate, and I added a guy called popfor before he was so well known on the forums and in everyones hearts, and he didnt build his own house to stick his hearth fire in. So one day as i was farming, someone in area chat started speaking to me, and as I turned there were 5 guys in ranger gear, bows and swords standing outside my palisade...this was quite early world, so i doubt there were dhelmers then. And so one kinned me, as i ran inside my house, and began talking to me, about having a thief in my village, and that they werent going to do anything to the town they just wanted him dead. I did not know at the time you can summon someone from their hearth fire, but his hearth fire was right by the wall and they summoned him and killed him with their bows. Apologized for the trouble they caused, and left!

It was pretty intimidating since at the time, i didn't know all the ins and outs of the game. needless to say it wasn't the last time popfor got himself killed:D

True story

[pumaFGT]

Several months back in W6, a large group of friends and I decided to start playing Haven & Hearth. I had only minor experience with the game, but enough that the rest of the group looked up to me as a leader. We spawned a fair distance away from a huge village and had tons of great natural resources and had a great time. We erected several houses, got some crops going, and were just about to start hunting when, one morning, we woke up to find a runestone outside of the area. The Republic of Melsonia was evicting us, as we were only a few hundred squares to the south of their southern border. It wasn't bad. They gave us some supplies and sent us on our way with no deaths.

For several hours we scoured the world map for somewhere we could inhabit--anywhere that we could lay down and call our home. Finally, on the other side of the world in a peaceful looking area was a large, triangle-shaped island created by three intersecting rivers. The Triangle, we called it, and we headed there on our boats. The journey took nearly two hours to complete, but by the time we arrived, it already felt like home. The houses and farms sprang up rapidly. Hunting was great. Many a boar, fox, and deer fell to our low quality slings. When, one day, a guy in a pumpkin mask showed up.

Part of the Pumpkinheads he told us in broken text talk, so abhorrent we could hardly understand him. If we didn't move he was going to kill us. His linen clothing was not intimidating, and after some trash talking he left. Feeling the pressure, we started to build our palisade. It was a slow process, since none of us had thought to raise INT, and we weren't finding any good curios out on the rivers. That's when a guy in necro robes and a Dhelm showed up. He was Russian.

We all knew and feared Dis, without ever having interacted with them. They're scary, right? What if this guy was a member of Dis? What if he was going to kill us all? "I'll be back later," he said, "with some stuff." Some stuff? We all thought we were going to die. We frantically built our palisade, but we were too late. Two boats approached our settlement an hour or two later and three men with weapons got out. "I brought the stuff," the original person said, and began unloading chests out of the boats onto our land. The other boat had a metal cauldron and grinder. The chests were full of high tier curios and food. Needless to say, we were very surprised.

We kinned him and his friend and lived merrily for another week. By this time I was rapidly losing interest in H&H, but was forced to log on when a friend informed me that the pumpkinheads were back, had broken our completed palisade with their bare hands, and killed two of our members. We planned a revenge. They would be back, they said, but we would be ready.

What happened next was very swift. We messaged our friend and explained the situation. Two guys came up, hid out in our houses, and waited for the pumpkinheads to come back. We stalled them at our gates with trash talking--they had swords out, so we knew we weren't in danger of ranged fire. While they were distracted, our friends came out of the houses, loaded up bows, and one-shotted both of the pumpkinheads in a matter of seconds. Needless to say we never had a problem again.

[Dill]

Several months back in W6, a large group of friends and I decided to start playing Haven & Hearth. I had only minor experience with the game, but enough that the rest of the group looked up to me as a leader. We spawned a fair distance away from a huge village and had tons of great natural resources and had a great time. We erected several houses, got some crops going, and were just about to start hunting when, one morning, we woke up to find a runestone outside of the area. The Republic of Melsonia was evicting us, as we were only a few hundred squares to the south of their southern border. It wasn't bad. They gave us some supplies and sent us on our way with no deaths.

For several hours we scoured the world map for somewhere we could inhabit--anywhere that we could lay down and call our home. Finally, on the other side of the world in a peaceful looking area was a large, triangle-shaped island created by three intersecting rivers. The Triangle, we called it, and we headed there on our boats. The journey took nearly two hours to complete, but by the time we arrived, it already felt like home. The houses and farms sprang up rapidly. Hunting was great. Many a boar, fox, and deer fell to our low quality slings. When, one day, a guy in a pumpkin mask showed up.

Part of the Pumpkinheads he told us in broken text talk, so abhorrent we could hardly understand him. If we didn't move he was going to kill us. His linen clothing was not intimidating, and after some trash talking he left. Feeling the pressure, we started to build our palisade. It was a slow process, since none of us had thought to raise INT, and we weren't finding any good curios out on the rivers. That's when a guy in necro robes and a Dhelm showed up. He was Russian.

We all knew and feared Dis, without ever having interacted with them. They're scary, right? What if this guy was a member of Dis? What if he was going to kill us all? "I'll be back later," he said, "with some stuff." Some stuff? We all thought we were going to die. We frantically built our palisade, but we were too late. Two boats approached our settlement an hour or two later and three men with weapons got out. "I brought the stuff," the original person said, and began unloading chests out of the boats onto our land. The other boat had a metal cauldron and grinder. The chests were full of high tier curios and food. Needless to say, we were very surprised.

We kinned him and his friend and lived merrily for another week. By this time I was rapidly losing interest in H&H, but was forced to log on when a friend informed me that the pumpkinheads were back, had broken our completed palisade with their bare hands, and killed two of our members. We planned a revenge. They would be back, they said, but we would be ready.

What happened next was very swift. We messaged our friend and explained the situation. Two guys came up, hid out in our houses, and waited for the pumpkinheads to come back. We stalled them at our gates with trash talking--they had swords out, so we knew we weren't in danger of ranged fire. While they were distracted, our friends came out of the houses, loaded up bows, and one-shotted both of the pumpkinheads in a matter of seconds. Needless to say we never had a problem again.

Do you know the forum names of the people who gave you stuff?

Also seems like you had some really good luck, Like listed previously in this thread if that was me they would have all had a rape fest on my body lol

[Potjeh]

My little story. W3, was still a newbie, deforesting and gaining LP. So one day a random necro. robe guy appeared. At that time, just like every other newbies, I was so fucking excitied to meet other players. And I thought his robe's cool and his badass looking bear cape and stuffs. And he asked me something like "Do you know woods are important resources?", my anwser was no, of course. Then h
e said "Just don't deforest north" (or west? don't remember). I packed up my stuffs and headed to said direction immediately.

I now feel like an idiot.

Did he explain how forest has better animal spawns? Because I think that might have been me.

[fanit937]

My little story. W3, was still a newbie, deforesting and gaining LP. So one day a random necro. robe guy appeared. At that time, just like every other newbies, I was so fucking excitied to meet other players. And I thought his robe's cool and his badass looking bear cape and stuffs. And he asked me something like "Do you know woods are important resources?", my anwser was no, of course. Then h
e said "Just don't deforest north" (or west? don't remember). I packed up my stuffs and headed to said direction immediately.

I now feel like an idiot.

Did he explain how forest has better animal spawns? Because I think that might have been me.

I don't remember clearly but probably not. It'd been two years after all.