At the end of W3, during the party at nople we would swim across the rivers for lulz, I did a few loop-de-loops, didn't drown that time.
Near the end of W6 I was swimming through a giant-ass lake while my party members were chasing down some scrubs in boats, I was half-way through when I realized I went the wrong way and turned around and went back, didn't drown either.
Back in the early parts of this world, when everyone was drowning themselves because they idolized lifeguard crfernald and wanted to deny loot, some villager found some scrub taming cows. He destroyed one of the signs and the guy took a bunch of hits and had like no health left. He was chasing that guy down when the scrub swam across a river. He thought for fucking sure he was going to drown and get no loot, but the guy didn't drown crossing the river so he had to keep running. Eventually the guy went into a cave, and sure fucking enough, there was a deep pond and the guy drowned himself, and the lifeguard crfernald gods were pleased.