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Re: Join the UH

Postby theTrav » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:12 am

Josan wrote:Arrggg lier! We want to ensure peace throughout Haven and Hearth. Now join the UH for freedom!


PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!


So who will join we of the UH in our apple bearing mission? We will need many captains steering many boats to supply the noobs
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Re: Join the UH

Postby kLauE » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:13 am

I pwn ur army alone :D
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Wisp » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:14 pm

You want peace by destroying factions? This isn't going to work out well...
Jackard wrote:GREETINGS INTERNET FRIEND

WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY UNSECRET SERVICE WHICH LACKS EVEN A COMMON PURPOSE? I HEAR SPIES GET LOTS OF ADVENTURE FOLLOWED BY HOT SEX.

PLEASE LIST YOUR CREDENTIALS IF SO. I WILL SEE WHETHER I CAN WORK YOU INTO MY ARBITRARY HIERARCHY.
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Nanothnir » Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:17 pm

Josan wrote:The main goal of my army is to destroy any faction that gets to powerful and causes havoc.


Hmmmm.... Is it just me or IF this is successful in any way, they would have to turn on themselves in the end. I mean if they target any Faction that gets to Powerful and causes Havoc, and destroy those factions, wouldn't they not only need to get MORE Powerful then that Faction and then cause Havoc to destroy them. See if they do that they in the end become the ones that need to be targeted...


I DECLARE That I will create a Faction that will destroy the UH if in some way they are able to compleate their first goal. Our Goal will be to Destroy the most powerful faction in the game.............. Shit, this sounds like a loop will form. You gonna make another faction to destroy this faction after we destroy the first faction that was used to destroy the faction before that, and then there is the faction that will be built to destroy a faction but then disband after that but no one will know that its disbanded and then will be still fighting its shadow and then....

FUCK I don't even understand what I am saying any more. You know what. I will leave these stupid politics to you crazy fools and just play the fucking game...
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Wisp » Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:13 pm

Violence will only lead to more violence.

And clichés.
Jackard wrote:GREETINGS INTERNET FRIEND

WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY UNSECRET SERVICE WHICH LACKS EVEN A COMMON PURPOSE? I HEAR SPIES GET LOTS OF ADVENTURE FOLLOWED BY HOT SEX.

PLEASE LIST YOUR CREDENTIALS IF SO. I WILL SEE WHETHER I CAN WORK YOU INTO MY ARBITRARY HIERARCHY.
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Flame » Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:09 pm

somehow, the lag problem should resolve quikly. Someone will die.

XDD
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Sever » Fri Jan 22, 2010 9:29 pm

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Come back two hours earlier.
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Kahim » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:33 am

You know what Josan if you win the fight ill give you everything I own and treat you like a king. If you dont win you shut up say for a month. Laughing is only good till you have no more pants to soil from laughing to hard.
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Re: Join the UH

Postby Xankara98 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:17 am

theTrav wrote:Don't let Josan fool you, the UH is actually the brodgaran apple trading fleet.
We boat tons of the things out to the outer super grids that were generated without any apple trees in them so that wilderness noobs can buy them off us in exchange for precious precious dirt.


Join the UH today and you can sell a noob some apples for a pile of dirt!


Piles of dirt for apples? Unless you start a plantation effort to spread apple tree's throughout the world that isn't worth it. Come on, you get fuller by eating dirt.
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Re: Join the UH

Postby sabinati » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:36 am

i prefer eating sand. it's not so bad if you just ketchup it up a little.
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