lol, for kicks i'll tell what happened, but i honestly don't care that much about whether anyone believes me.
I spawn at ROB walk a bit, see a bunch of people doing some naked-fishing...
And then this scary man dressed to kill with a big old axe comes over and starts threatening them saying if they don't throw on clothes they will be killed.
Seeing this as unacceptable behavior i decided to start a non-violent protest to it, and took off all my clothes and waded into the water.
after gloating a bit about your 90 melee skill, and me saying "ee... thats higher then mine"... which it is...
You attacked me, missed, and then i thumped you a couple times and knocked you unconcious... i was completely naked and weaponless while doing this i might add.
Then, i killed you because i plain just don't like people like you.