To put this stupid argument to rest:
I was using a sling. Dirk Rockgroin was using a bow because he plays fast and loose with his own set of rules.
If you think he's wrong, feel free to argue with him. Word of caution: He punches low.
(Have you guys never done science? We were testing things out to see if damage has been altered. It's a fucking screenshot of a VIDEO GAME you dong gobbling simpletons, sheesh.)
Thanks burg for the vote of confidence, much love.