Part 1:
Once upon a Russian KGB camp there was a babushka, who's mustache was so big it ate fries. Those fries were very, very pregnant and helped them beat dead horses into horse burgers. Horse horsey horse.
THE END
Part 2:
Once in HnH there was this dead, beaten horse leeching curios but then JordanColes came, kicked his butt just like a boss, then fucked him in his mouth and decided to kill pave alt, and destroy the hearthfire of loftar, with naked alts, with vandalism, from this ugly thread thats being smoked that escalated quickly. Because Zachary is very faggot player, begs more than noobs at gate trying to feed on each other.
Part 3:
How many truffles using a fox that limps like a monkey whit turkey if why? Because it likes orange moustache lalala, but a day in the life of poot painhertz. A fierce bear vigorously bit into sabinati's sagging manboobs.
Part 4:
I wish there was a little subforum for wordgames where we could fap all day.
Part 5:
Thousands of penises killing me softly with their dicks, big jewish penis with piercings forced, beating dead horses fucking rotten dogs until they're pregnant without anticonceptiva, though they find flotsam and study it whilst fishing for perch because they tried to leech on the mussels, but failed to leech on the horses, so loftar removed horses altogether. The hearthlings raged and caused flood, but Loftar just closed this thread damned to Hel. Cried to death q1 pro pearls seeked J&L's advice. To seek the space dick quest from cow farms. Stupid fucking story is very stupid.
Part 5:
The most awesome dead, beaten horse is awesomely awesome because he tried to jump the shark, lol fonzi dying to starvation because of this dead, beaten horse.
Part 6:
One day in......
And that is all she wrote folks.Tried to not correct as much as possible. Did a little on the grammar end but kept it mostly as people said it. Enjoy.