What would you do if you encounter...

[Handofevil]

8. Cover it up, replace it with a giant, detailed penis drawing, realize I just got LP from drawing dicks.

Note to self: Decorate mudflat north of village with giant penis.

[Mangled]

1. An abandoned mine. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do.
2. A bear. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
3. Someone in farmer hats and linen clothing. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
4. A high quality resource node. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
5. A well known Raider Fort. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
6. Someone in dragon helm, soldier sword, plate mail, merchant robe. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
7. Someone in ranger cloak, monocle, ranger bow. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
8. An ASCII drawing in the hearthland. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
9. Constantinople. Tell the gents at the village, they'll know what to do
10. Loftar or Jorb. Ask advice, get mislead, die.
11. A wild pidgey. Tell the Proffessor at Pallet Town, He'll know what to do

I'm a bit of a noob still.

[niltrias]

1. An abandoned mine. Molest it.
2. A bear. Say hello, ask about horses.
3. Someone in farmer hats and linen clothing. That is not exactly hard to see. I would probably just move along.
4. A high quality resource node. meh, Ive seen a million. I couldnt care less.
5. A well known Raider Fort. Offer to go hunting with them.
6. Someone in dragon helm, soldier sword, plate mail, merchant robe. Make sure I am out of melee and say hello
7. Someone in ranger cloak, monocle, ranger bow. In D4, Camp and snipe. Otherwise ignore unless I am tracking scents.
8. An ASCII drawing in the hearthland. Mark it, come back later and alt claim it. Someone will want it.
9. Constantinople. Ask them if they need to trade for metal. Generally be nice.
10. Loftar or Jorb. Kill/skin/leave the corpse. I need those skins for my tannery.
11. A wild pidgey. Give it to a newbie.

[Darkren]

1. An abandoned mine. Claim it. Sell it to somebody relatively trustworthy.
2. A bear. Valorous Strike.
3. Someone in farmer hats and linen clothing. Memorize, greet and move on.
4. A high quality resource node. Claim dat shit.
5. A well known Raider Fort. Map it.
6. Someone in dragon helm, soldier sword, plate mail, merchant robe. Ignore them.
7. Someone in ranger cloak, monocle, ranger bow. Ignore unless they're looking at me. If so, move. If they're aiming at me, KO them and take their monocle.
8. An ASCII drawing in the hearthland. Screenshot. Then wreck it and never share the screenshot with anybody.
9. Constantinople. Wreck everything.
10. Loftar or Jorb. Memorize, kin. Spar, and if they decline, attack.
11. A wild pidgey. Quell The Beast.

[NaoWhut]

10. Loftar or Jorb. Kill/skin/leave the corpse. I need those skins for my tannery.

Delicious Jorb Dongs and bake
the Loftar into Lembas?

[niltrias]

Delicious Jorb Dongs and bake
the Loftar into Lembas?

But I am a terrible cook!

[NaoWhut]

What's the worst that can happen?
a little crispy loftar never hurt anyone.
and it's pretty easy to make a jorb
dong! if you can't though i'm sure there's
someone who'd be glad to make you
a nice juicy jorb dong.

[Anomaly]

1. An abandoned mine.
- Claim it, get the stuff for a village claim, palisade it, then recruit some slaves err villagers.
2. A bear.
- Kill, skin, butcher, get bones, move along.
3. Someone in farmer hats and linen clothing.
- Ask him if he would have anything for trade or ask him if he would like to join my village.
4. A high quality resource node.
- Mark it with a rune stone.
5. A well known Raider Fort.
- Give the location to somebody who wants to slaughter them all and bathe in their blood?
6. Someone in dragon helm, soldier sword, plate mail, merchant robe.
- Ask if he's going to kill me.
7. Someone in ranger cloak, monocle, ranger bow.
- I'd ask him/her his business here and if there's anyway I could help.
8. An ASCII drawing in the hearthland.
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9. Constantinople.
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10. Loftar or Jorb.
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11. A wild pidgey.
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[ElGato]

nice juicy jorb dong.

[Windforce]

1. An abandoned mine. Go WOHOO, check it out and get dissapointed cause its another tin/copper mine.
2. A bear. Go WOHOO, then 1shot it with my RB.
3. Someone in farmer hats and linen clothing. Go WOHOO, then say "Hi"
4. A high quality resource node. Go WOHOO, bring back as much as I can carry and mark it on my map. And hope no one else finds it.
5. A well known Raider Fort. Go WOHOO, take pictures and get the hell out of there before anyone of the "resident" spots me.
6. Someone in dragon helm, soldier sword, plate mail, merchant robe. Go WOHOO my friends from Sodom came to visit me.
7. Someone in ranger cloak, monocle, ranger bow. Go WOHOO , my Ranger friends came to visit,
8. An ASCII drawing in the hearthland. Go WOHOO, take a picture then forget about ti tomorrow.
9. Constantinople. Go WOHOO I finally got enough AGI to jump over.
10. Loftar or Jorb. same as #3
11. A wild pidgey. Go WOHOO then stare at it cause I don't have a pokeball.