by Thurrok » Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:29 pm
I'm necroing this because I had a dream today and I want everyone and their grandma to know about it! Here we go...
I found a strange stone wall somewhere, and I couldn't see behind it (as in, fog of war-ish black area was filling up the area behind the stone wall). I was sure that was some ninja update I had not read about yet, but I was so excited I immediately pulled out my sledgehammer and started pounding the wall, strangely enough the wallbashing animation was animated. My char was actually taking the hammer and smashing it against the wall. I was amazed.
After a few hits (?!) the wall started turning light red, then dark red, then it was gone. No domino effect though! Weird...
I went in and found a whole town, several mansions, houses and chests filled with... capes. Capes in every shapes and sizes, hermine capes, wizard capes, wolf capes, druid capes! I had found the devs' new stronghold, bashed it in and claimed everything inside it! I was the new King of Capes!
Then I got the feeling of all this potentially not being real. I felt sad. Then I woke up and logged in and there was neither a stone wall, nor a secret dev fortress, nor any sign of a cape in my possession. You can imagine how much that sucked.
Menschen sind Scheiße. Überall.
HAIL CATFACE!