Let me tell you how big of a bastard I am

[flajek122]

[DK114]

I dont understand, Is your confession being Russian? Cuz, I forgive you.

[NaoWhut]

I dont.

[WarpedWiseMan]

I housed El Gato and Klaue in my village in W3 when the entire world wanted them dead. I'll vouch for Gato as a good villager, but Klaue is skizzo.

I murdered a villager we invited into New CockHaven and blamed it on griefers. He cut down one of my HQ trees and his apology lacked sincerity.

[flajek122]

[min_the_fair]

My attempt at translating Polish:

flajek122 confesses to playing such bad music that his/her cat left him/her. so he/she ate half a litre of peanut butter to cheer himself up again.

OR

he poisoned his cat by feeding it peanut butter and told his girlfriend it ran away (bonus points if it was actually her cat)

OR

something else, the only word I can reliably translate here is 'miał' and both my dictionary and poltran.com are a bit pants.

[flajek122]

I stole pants from my neighbour.

[saltmummy626]

this should just be called the boasting thread.

In w3, I once beat a guy half to death for his boots. when they broke while I was fighting him, I killed him out of frustration.

I harassed a pack of noobish clear cutters in w4 until they moved away. I then razed their village to the ground because they got to close to me again and I felt threatened.

I broke someones boat at the beginning of w5 because I wanted the crates of fish in his boat, turns out his friend had the crates of fish in his boat.

I in w3 I beat the living fuck out of a noob and watched him get mauled by a boar afterwords.

In w4, I lured a boar over to a noob so he would get killed out of simple maliciousness.

I killed 20 alts for their bread because I was too lazy to go get real food in w4.

in w5, ive been catching and killing rabbits for their feet and throwing the rest of them away.

I drank your milkshake.

[bmjclark]

I once camped in a noobs base for 4 and a half hours (not kidding) because he stole my boat. I promptly murdered him and 3 of his descendants.

[btaylor]

I once picked up a boat I found in the middle of nowhere beside a river, only to have the owner come running up to me. Instead of dropping the boat and apologizing I panicked and hit A > E > H.