Haven and Hearth Parody Thread

[bclark4253]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0-zjVl28bU

[Tonkyhonk]

Dedicated to all Rangers out there...

Introduction
Jimi Hendrix - Purple scents

Purple scents all in my sight
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple scents all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, giving me some adrenalin rush

Purple scents all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You've got me blowin, blowin my mind
Is it tomorrow or just the end of world?

The Chase
T. Rex - Get It On

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in rags, don't look back, and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've left the stench of murder behind you
You're dirty sweet and you're my prey

Get it on - bang a gong - get it on
Get it on - bang a gong - get it on

Well you're built like a bear
You've got a stink in your nostrils going berzerk
You're built like a bear, oh yeah
Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth, with your invent full of buckets
You're dirty sweet and you're my prey

Get it on - bang a gong - get it on
Get it on - bang a gong - get it on


The Intrusion
AC/DC - Vaultbreak

There is a "friend" of mine on murder
And the judge's gavel fell
Forum found him guilty
Give him sixteen times of deaths

He said "I ain't related to Taar, no
I ain't hiding alone
Ain't waiting for deaths on the chain gang
I'm runnin' now and hearthin' back n forth"

Gonna make a Vaultbreak
And I'm lookin' towards the sky
We're gonna make a vaultbreak
Oh, how we wish that we could jump
All in the name of challenge yeah
All in the name of challenge yeah
Got to break it
Vaultbreak, let him out of there
Vaultbreak, sixteen times
Vaultbreak, did more than he can take
Vaultbreak, yeah

He said he'd seen his mate being fooled with
By another man
He was down and others were up
He had a bow in his hand
Arrows started flying everywhere
And people started to scream
Big man lying on the ground
With a hole in his body
Where his life had been
But it is -
All in the name of challenge yeah
All in the name of challenge yeah
We got to finish him off

Vaultbreak, Vaultbreak
We got to get him out
Out of there
Heartbeats they were racin'
Freedom he was chasin'
Spotlights, sirens, arrows firing
But we broke it down
With a punch in his walls

The Finale
Aerosmith - Dude dies like a Lady

(Is that it? is that it?) Dude dies like a lady
(Is that it? is that it?) Dude dies like a lady
(Is that it? is that it?) Dude dies like a lady
(Is that it? is that it?) Dude dies like a lady
......


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feel free to correct my wording if something doesnt sound right.

[ysbryd]

And my contribution....
Light your pipes, chill out, wave your torches in the air and.....

Bob Marley No griefer No Cry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjuP0SWqUR0

No griefer, no cry (Repeat 4 times)

Said said
Said I remember when we used to sit
Smokin' our weed at the table
Waitin' for bed, for the tea to give its hit
As we would mingle with the good people we meet
Good friends we have had, oh good friends we've lost along the way
In this world of Haven you can't forget your past
So dry your tears I say

No griefer, no cry
No griefer, no cry
Oh my Little nooby, don't shed no tears
No griefer, no cry

Said, said, said I remember when we used to sit
Aboard our purple water powered rowboats
And beautiful dreams would make the fire light
Log wood burnin' through the night
Then we would cook roasted boar an' beef
Of which I'll share with you

My feet is my only carriage
So I've got to carry this boat on through
But while I'm gone...

And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
Cos Jorb and Loftar are
A workin at it day and night

No griefer, no cry
No, no griefer, no griefer, no cry
Oh, little hermit, don't shed no tears
No griefer, no cry

No griefer, no griefer, no griefer, no cry
No griefer, no cry
Oh, my little Havenites dont shed no tears
No griefer, no cry, yeah
Any villagers no shed no tears, no griefer no cry


No griefer no cry, no griefer no cry
No griefer no cry, no griefer no cry

Say, say, said I remember when we used to sit
On chairs, not usin' em for buggin
Obba, obba, serving the hypocrites
Who bagouse then complain'd cos others can
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way
In this great testin' zone,
You can't forget your past
So dry your tears, I say

No griefer no cry, no griefer no cry

Little noobie no, don't shed no tears, no griefer no cry
Say, say, said I remember when we used to sit
Tellin tales of the old days
World three was the best, there isnt any contest
Although it was, full of baskets and grindin'
Come sit by me, I got Bluebells and Flotsams
Of which I'll share with you
My fear of their UA is my only courage
So I've got to find those bluebells too
Oh, while the servers down

And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
And the servers gonna be alright
Cos Jorb and Loftar are a workin at it day and night

So griefer no cry, no, no griefer no cry
Oh, my little hearthlin's
Don't sh'd no tears
No griefer no cry

I remember when we use to sit
In our claimed patch of Haven
And then Beautiful dreams would make the fire lights
As it was, log wood burnin' through the nights
Then we would cook our creamy cocks and mussels hot
Of which I'll share with you
My fear of others UA, is my only courage
So I've got to find flotsams too
Oh, while I'm gone

No griefer no cry, no, no griefer no cry
Oh, my little Devs I said
Don't shed no tears
We're gonna complain till you fix it

Oh my Little Devs I said, don't shed no tears
We'll accuse you of, having favourites
Little Forumites, don't shed no tears
They only let us on to test it

[Tonkyhonk]

And the servers gonna be alright

xD youve made my day!

[DatOneGuy]

Why isn't anyone (even if you have a bad voice) actually doing these as voice overs?

[ysbryd]

Why isn't anyone (even if you have a bad voice) actually doing these as voice overs?

because I couldnt carry a tune in a bucket? But you are welcome to have a go..would love to hear it sung

Edit.. link to the Karaoke version.. just music... roll up and give your contribution..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zEpWHiDRkk

[DatOneGuy]

Why isn't anyone (even if you have a bad voice) actually doing these as voice overs?

because I couldnt carry a tune in a bucket? But you are welcome to have a go..would love to hear it sung

Edit.. link to the Karaoke version.. just music... roll up and give your contribution..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zEpWHiDRkk

Oh man, I probably shouldn't have said anything. I'll give it a go, but it'll end up like the what if jorb wasn't autistic thing.

[Tonkyhonk]

Why isn't anyone (even if you have a bad voice) actually doing these as voice overs?

dunno how to dont expect an old lady to be able to do such stuff
feel free to use any of the posted!

ysbryd,
using vocaloids would be nice too if your problem is only about singing


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Oh man, I probably shouldn't have said anything. I'll give it a go, but it'll end up like the what if jorb wasn't autistic thing.

yay! looking forward to it

[ysbryd]

Why isn't anyone (even if you have a bad voice) actually doing these as voice overs?

because I couldnt carry a tune in a bucket? But you are welcome to have a go..would love to hear it sung

Edit.. link to the Karaoke version.. just music... roll up and give your contribution..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zEpWHiDRkk

Oh man, I probably shouldn't have said anything. I'll give it a go, but it'll end up like the what if jorb wasn't autistic thing.

Cant wait

[b_anon]

*cringe*