Ol' Man Jorbtar

[Jotun]

he's making another one in Eminem's style

"yoo check out dis game where russians makes from newbies cream
where palibashers ownz u ass when ure running screaming oh my god"

"where mods are lazy fags and where admins tend to brag
about their artistic skills and codes"

Please continue gentlemenng

[bclark4253]

Did any of the Fail-harders get to the end?

Wait, what?

I LAUGHED SO HARD AHAHAHA

[Projeear]

Hey, hey, hey. I said I *was* working on an Eminem cover. I got half-way through before I ran out of material and trashed it.

It had Sabinati in... I should of kept it...

[Jotun]

Revive project tiem nao?

[Projeear]

Revive project tiem nao?

It went something like;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w

Y'all act like you never seen a british person before
Jaws all on the floor like Noobs, like Naowhut just burst in the door
and started whoopin their ass worse than before
he first goes for the pants, leavin the guy on the floor (Ahh!)
We've found a hearth vault... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Sabinati said... nothing you idiots!
Sabinati's dead, i've hacked the system from my basement! (Ha-ha!)

Alternatively;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E

Dear Jorb, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in World 3, I guess you're not currently free
There probably was a problem with the mail in the forum
Sometimes I type terribly and too sloppy when I type 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's the server?
My game is the best too, I'm bout to launch it into beta
If I have a King, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name him Jorb or Tim
I read about your Server Crash too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over it yesterday, you probably didn't know him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the pics of you taking a shit that were pretty well-hidden
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the game you're on with Loftar too, that guy sure likes beer
Anyways, I hope you get this man, give me a cheer,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest seer
This is Projeear

So forth... I think I might have a go at that second one, though.

[DatOneGuy]

First one was truly lulz.

Second one is a goood one for doing fan stuff, like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6j ... re=related

[Jotun]

We seriously need more of these songs.
Perhaps in near future my comrades and I are going to make another one.

[ravenguard19]

Maybe about me?
"Raven The Great just knocked out my teeth
his vault is full of skulls of these russian scums"

[ttttt]

1 your lines are to long
2 ur a bit out of tune :s
3 i would suggest a guitar backing in the future

[Chili]

who is ravengaurd?

Aren't you the guy who had a palisade? and it got bugjumped.