If You Give A Mouse A Cookie Game

[SacreDoom]

if I was quite happy with myself, I'd consider myself arrogant.

[ninja_yodeler]

if i considered myself arrogant, that would make me unhappy with who i am.



(on a personal note, ;-; im not arrogant.)

[SacreDoom]

if I was unhappy with who I am, I'd kill myself and hope for a better life.

[ninja_yodeler]

if hoping for a better life meant i believe in re-incarnation, i'd be sure to leave everything in my will to my (new) self

[Rawrcakes]

If i left everything to my new self, I'd be living a lazy life of luxury.

[EyeOfRa]

If I lived a lazy life of luxuary, some Bagousers would jump my wall and raid me.

[Rawrcakes]

If some Bagousers jumped my wall to raid me, I'd go to the forums and claim they killed my cooking alt.

[EyeOfRa]

If I would claim It was a cooking alt, then I'd have to be a bagouser myself.

[Mvpeh]

If I'd have to be a bagouser myself, then I would love and cherish everything a noob is and ever will be, and would help them prosper through teaching them the roots of the game I have come to love called Haven and Hearth.

[Rawrcakes]

If I would love and cherish everything a noob is and ever will be, and would help them prosper through teaching them the roots of the game I have come to love called Haven and Hearth, I'd commit suicide after spending one day repeating the same answers in global chat.

... this circles around to death a lot, doesn't it?