Your favourite joke.

[Kitamie]

Blonde son storms in and says to mum "This phone message bank sucks" Mum asks "Why, what's wrong?" Blonde son says "It just told me I have to enter a 429 digit pin code, there's no way in hell i can remember that many numbers" Mum is like ...... and then says " They mean a 4 - 9 digit pin son not a 429."

(Sad part is that my son is the Blonde in the joke) ^___^

[ravenguard19]

Why blondes are so stupid? Because they are women (thats just joke girls ^^)

[evilboy666]

what do you call an arabic CD? LCD

[Amanda44]

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The bishop spent two days observing applicants demonstrate their skills but no-one was up to the mark and he decided to call it a day. Just then an armless man approached him and asked if he could aply for the job.
The bishop was incredulous "You have no arms!"
"No matter" said the man, "Watch" and he began to strike the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody.
The bishop listened in amazement, convinced he had at last found a replacement for Quasimodo. But, as the man rushed forward to ring the bell again he tripped on the rope and fell headfirst out of the belfry window to his death on the street below.
The stunned bishop raced down to the street where a crowd had gathered round the fallen figure. As they parted to allow the bishop through one of them asked, "Bishop, who was this man?"

"I don't know his name" said the bishop, "but his face rings a bell"

(WAIT - there's more.)

The following day another man approached the Cathedral and asked to see the bishop. "Your excellency", he said, "I am the brother of the poor armless soul who fell to his death from the belfry, i pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him."
The bishop agreed to give him an interview, on reaching the bells the man picked up the mallet to strike the first bell and suddenly clutched his chest, groaned, fell to the floor and died on the spot!
Two monks hearing the bishops cries of shock rushed up the stairs to aid him. "What happened? Who is this man?" the first monk said.

"I don't know his name" said the bishop, "but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

ok, u can groan now

[Amanda44]

ok, last one then i expect u'll be glad to hear i've got to go take the dog for a walk.

A man got onto the bus with both his trouser pockets bulging with golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and then at his pockets.
Finaly the man said "it's ok, its just golf balls"
After several more minutes and several more glances the blonde asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

[Amanda44]

Just thought of another one and can't resist.


Why are women so bad at parking?


Cos men keep telling them that this '--------' is nine inches.

[ravenguard19]

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.

[BMRX]

I heard a yo mamma joke a long time ago that is not really too funny, but it was hilarious at the time... It's rather gross.

"Your mother is so hairy that when she rolls over in bed she creates enough static electricity to power [insert your city here]."

[Nummy]

Your mamma is so fat that if you get too close you need rocket engine to escape her gravity field...

[Potjeh]

Santa comes to Ethiopia and a starved little boy sits in his lap.
"Have you been a good boy?", Santa asks him.
"Yes.", the boy says.
"Did you eat your breakfast this morning?"
"No."
"Did you eat your lunch?"
"No."
"Did you eat your dinner?"
"No."
"Well, you obviously haven't been a good boy because you refuse to eat, so no present for you this year."