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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby NaoWhut » Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:22 am

I have a few crazy stories if you'd all like to hear

Nao's Foolish Ranging~
Earlier in w6 i decided to track people down that
live in what's currently known as South Side Unicorn
Tribe (Which is a name i actually made up and was
adopted by Andreascas). I was alone, had scents,
and was closing in on my target fast. My eyes grew
just as big as my "Kill Boner" as i rolled up on a boat
with 2 people inside and one person on the shore.
Necro robes, Ranger Boots, Bear hoods, Soldier swords.

At the time that was scary gear, hence my major kill-
boner. I agro them all, and leap out to kill the one on
the shore, he runs a short distance, and i stab him once
to KO as his friends catch up, right on my back. I step
around the body and stack coins on the 3 now facing
me (another had appeared from somewhere). They back
up a little and i take the opportunity to kill the one on
the floor, then take his armor and put it on with a plan
for my moves in mind. I sprint around them back to the
boats, but have to squeeze between 4 all closing in on
me, so i ride the lightning and slip past, taking only 140
damage from the last sting.

Just as i see even more appearing i jump into a boat and
start to sail away. There's no way anyone would possibly
believe this!
i thought... so i hit the end key to take a
picture.... and my game crashed.

I tell Valten in voice chat (He was the only one online, so
he was my only backup incoming)
"Well, if i'm dead, i'm dead, if not... dang i'm lucky"

Moments later i'm back in the game, someone's in my boat
and 2 people are bashing it, a total of 7 on my screen now.
Without a second thought i queue up moves on the guy in
my boat who's flexing on me and trying to stab me, and start
to spam moving in the boat, which jacked up his ability to
fight back and made it impossible for me to get bashed into
the water... He starts to panic, they all do! i'm winning in
the boat and all they can do is watch in terror as he starts
bleeding from his nose, then blood pours from his mouth as
i crack his jaw... the look on their faces were priceless in
their attempt to push me to shore and free their foolhardy
friend xD

Eventually i do touch down on land and the guy leaps to
safety as my boat is bashed, but i don't even care, i WILL kill
that guy. They all dismount their boats as i stab the guy to
the ground, but it was clearly a bad idea to try to finish my
work just yet! All i could do was spit on his limp figure and
sprint towards Valten, now appearing on the horizon... they
didn't know he was there though, he blended into the
treeline very well for a guy running around trying to find
my body =p

i round a few trees before one of my chasers spots Valten
running my way, clearly getting the same Kill-Boner as he
lets out a loud
"Oh baby!" and brandishes his sword.
i spin around and knock my immediate chaser to the floor
just as he turns to run, then bolt after the others.... but
it was too late, too many boats and all that was proof to
the previous scene were two bodies and a load of blood.

And of course the picture that almost killed me =p

Here's a collage of all the pictures i have from this event:
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Sadly it lacks the picture that nearly killed me... oddly.
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby Dill » Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:01 pm

NaoWhut wrote:I have a few crazy stories if you'd all like to hear

Nao's Foolish Ranging~
Earlier in w6 i decided to track people down that
live in what's currently known as South Side Unicorn
Tribe (Which is a name i actually made up and was
adopted by Andreascas). I was alone, had scents,
and was closing in on my target fast. My eyes grew
just as big as my "Kill Boner" as i rolled up on a boat
with 2 people inside and one person on the shore.
Necro robes, Ranger Boots, Bear hoods, Soldier swords.

At the time that was scary gear, hence my major kill-
boner. I agro them all, and leap out to kill the one on
the shore, he runs a short distance, and i stab him once
to KO as his friends catch up, right on my back. I step
around the body and stack coins on the 3 now facing
me (another had appeared from somewhere). They back
up a little and i take the opportunity to kill the one on
the floor, then take his armor and put it on with a plan
for my moves in mind. I sprint around them back to the
boats, but have to squeeze between 4 all closing in on
me, so i ride the lightning and slip past, taking only 140
damage from the last sting.

Just as i see even more appearing i jump into a boat and
start to sail away. There's no way anyone would possibly
believe this!
i thought... so i hit the end key to take a
picture.... and my game crashed.

I tell Valten in voice chat (He was the only one online, so
he was my only backup incoming)
"Well, if i'm dead, i'm dead, if not... dang i'm lucky"

Moments later i'm back in the game, someone's in my boat
and 2 people are bashing it, a total of 7 on my screen now.
Without a second thought i queue up moves on the guy in
my boat who's flexing on me and trying to stab me, and start
to spam moving in the boat, which jacked up his ability to
fight back and made it impossible for me to get bashed into
the water... He starts to panic, they all do! i'm winning in
the boat and all they can do is watch in terror as he starts
bleeding from his nose, then blood pours from his mouth as
i crack his jaw... the look on their faces were priceless in
their attempt to push me to shore and free their foolhardy
friend xD

Eventually i do touch down on land and the guy leaps to
safety as my boat is bashed, but i don't even care, i WILL kill
that guy. They all dismount their boats as i stab the guy to
the ground, but it was clearly a bad idea to try to finish my
work just yet! All i could do was spit on his limp figure and
sprint towards Valten, now appearing on the horizon... they
didn't know he was there though, he blended into the
treeline very well for a guy running around trying to find
my body =p

i round a few trees before one of my chasers spots Valten
running my way, clearly getting the same Kill-Boner as he
lets out a loud
"Oh baby!" and brandishes his sword.
i spin around and knock my immediate chaser to the floor
just as he turns to run, then bolt after the others.... but
it was too late, too many boats and all that was proof to
the previous scene were two bodies and a load of blood.

And of course the picture that almost killed me =p


This story made me laugh lol, Thanks for that.

Would you happen to have that s/s of you almost dieing?

Also, you said you have a few stories, id love to hear them.
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby dagrimreefah » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:28 pm

Dill wrote:
This story made me laugh lol, Thanks for that.

Would you happen to have that s/s of you almost dieing?

Also, you said you have a few stories, id love to hear them.


Watch out Ravenguard. Looks like you've got competition
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby Dill » Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:31 pm

dagrimreefah wrote:
Dill wrote:
This story made me laugh lol, Thanks for that.

Would you happen to have that s/s of you almost dieing?

Also, you said you have a few stories, id love to hear them.


Watch out Ravenguard. Looks like you've got competition


Wait what?
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby Saxony4 » Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:02 am

My story is, I joined up with Dill at his settlement, the next day he sperged out because some idiot he let in was causing trouble and we had to find a new place to live. Then I contemplated killing dill and instead got us all killed for fun.


I also evaded an attempt to box me in with boats for a while until I gave up, landed on shore and ran only to be ganked.

A runestone is still there marking my skeleton
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby Eigthmark » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:11 am

Dill wrote:
dagrimreefah wrote:
Dill wrote:
This story made me laugh lol, Thanks for that.

Would you happen to have that s/s of you almost dieing?

Also, you said you have a few stories, id love to hear them.


Watch out Ravenguard. Looks like you've got competition


Wait what?

it's the obvious asslicking you've been doing in your own thread. you need more than 1 dicks to circlejerk is another way to put it and atm it looks like you're only jerking others
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby NaoWhut » Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:31 am

Sorry dill, i don't have that screenshot anymore,
my computer got wiped since then and i lost all
my early world pics, however it may have been
posted on the forums somewhere....

I also have another story of me possibly risking
my life stupidly... but this time i was kinda in
control just about all of it.

The Story of The Limp Rabbit Trick~
Once again, early stages of world 6 i was sailing down
a river alone, lookin around and just relaxing... then
i saw a guy just sitting on a boat in the middle of
the water with his straw hat drooping down over his
face and a fishing pole between his legs, his arms
were folded and i could have sworn i heard him
snoring.... So, as any logical hearthling would do, I
jumped out of my boat and swam to his, climbed
in back and waited for him to start screaming... but
nothing, so i just shrugged it off and started strangling
him out.

About 5 seconds into the very awkward choke hold
he started to flail about and row the boat to the
shore, threw his fishing pole one way and ran into the
forest... well... almost into it, i stabbed him in the
back a few steps in land, felt sorta bad, but it passed
in the same second so i just stabbed him again to make
sure he was dead.

As i was searching through his belongings, which were
mostly comprised of fish and flotsams, another man
sailed up in a boat... it may have looked slightly suspicious,
so i assured him
"He was like that when i found him, i swear! =o"
But no luck, he agrro'ed me and i ran off into the woods.
It's not such a good idea to chase me though, as our poor
armored friend soon found out... He had a sling, but i had
a plan. I stood there, crossed my arms and started to snore!
Z's appeared over my head and the poor guy actually had
thought i was offline, and as any good hearthling would, he
ran up and punched at me... I strangled him moving as he
backed up (He did about 3% to my defence bar, but had
just shot a sling, draining his offence... still scary) and he
started to run for his boat, but i'd brought him too far
into the woods.

My hand went to my sword as we could once again hear
the sound of rushing water, i was just about to leap on
him and push my blade through the back of his neck when
we broke through the treeline and i saw 3 boats... all loaded
with people... all agrroing me immediately.
oh come on...
My first action is obvious as i look over the opposing crew.
One had necro and steel gear, another Necro and Bear
hood with a mask.... i figured they would be the main
problems as i sank back into the woods, slow enough for
them to keep up as i sent a call to my crew.

I trail the long line of people up and down a ledge about 2
times before someone jokes about me killing them all before
they even get there... and something clicked! I'm allowed to
kill them without my crew being here! so, rather casually,
i stepped past a rock, hid behind it and waited for the
necro robe, steel sword/plate/sword/bunny boots guy
to come rushing to me, and i stuck my sword out for him.
His own speed pushed the sword straight through his plate
and left him gasping for air for a few seconds, then collapsed
on the floor...

I figured i'd have to let this one go too, but the other guys
kinda all just stood around in a circle for a little, me included,
all around the limp body on the floor that was bleeding all
over... Since no one was doing anything i started to walk back
to the guy to finish him off, and those people! they did not
like that! i hear shouts and roars from all direction as i turn
to face each one at a time, parrying one sword, dodging another,
then lifting the body from the floor as a shield, stepping around
it to whichever side would grant me safety as i regenerated
my bars on him. Everyone in the group now was getting closer
and closer, so i stabbed the guy a few times in the back and
threw his body down before i stepped back and prepared for
more.

Maybe it was that i had already killed their best fighter and
fisher, and almost killed another of them... or that i was still
standing there with their friend's blood all over me and my
sword at the ready, but they didn't come at me. One after
the other they took a few steps back. I stepped forward.
They turn and sprint to the water to be picked up by alts,
i throw my sword into the closest one's back and he limps
to the river before i catch up, take the hilt in my hand and
pull it up his back then retrieve it, kick him onto his back,
then slash his throat before dashing off to my boat.

Now, by this point i was thinking i may have lost them...
but as i was sighing and starting to slow down.. right down
the river were 2 boats of people screaming and rowing
as if their lives depended upon it. Turns out it did, my
crew was starting to get here and had all of them agro'ed!
So i hopped aboard a boat and after a long, grueling
chase, we killed every last one of them except for the guy
that thought i had gone Limp Rabbit and barely escaped.

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Found the pics, here's me standing there awkwardly after
i finished the guy off, i'm the guy farthest right, updated
my old post.
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby Dill » Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:07 am

NaoWhut wrote:Sorry dill, i don't have that screenshot anymore,
my computer got wiped since then and i lost all
my early world pics, however it may have been
posted on the forums somewhere....

I also have another story of me possibly risking
my life stupidly... but this time i was kinda in
control just about all of it.

The Story of The Limp Rabbit Trick~
Once again, early stages of world 6 i was sailing down
a river alone, lookin around and just relaxing... then
i saw a guy just sitting on a boat in the middle of
the water with his straw hat drooping down over his
face and a fishing pole between his legs, his arms
were folded and i could have sworn i heard him
snoring.... So, as any logical hearthling would do, I
jumped out of my boat and swam to his, climbed
in back and waited for him to start screaming... but
nothing, so i just shrugged it off and started strangling
him out.

About 5 seconds into the very awkward choke hold
he started to flail about and row the boat to the
shore, threw his fishing pole one way and ran into the
forest... well... almost into it, i stabbed him in the
back a few steps in land, felt sorta bad, but it passed
in the same second so i just stabbed him again to make
sure he was dead.

As i was searching through his belongings, which were
mostly comprised of fish and flotsams, another man
sailed up in a boat... it may have looked slightly suspicious,
so i assured him
"He was like that when i found him, i swear! =o"
But no luck, he agrro'ed me and i ran off into the woods.
It's not such a good idea to chase me though, as our poor
armored friend soon found out... He had a sling, but i had
a plan. I stood there, crossed my arms and started to snore!
Z's appeared over my head and the poor guy actually had
thought i was offline, and as any good hearthling would, he
ran up and punched at me... I strangled him moving as he
backed up (He did about 3% to my defence bar, but had
just shot a sling, draining his offence... still scary) and he
started to run for his boat, but i'd brought him too far
into the woods.

My hand went to my sword as we could once again hear
the sound of rushing water, i was just about to leap on
him and push my blade through the back of his neck when
we broke through the treeline and i saw 3 boats... all loaded
with people... all agrroing me immediately.
oh come on...
My first action is obvious as i look over the opposing crew.
One had necro and steel gear, another Necro and Bear
hood with a mask.... i figured they would be the main
problems as i sank back into the woods, slow enough for
them to keep up as i sent a call to my crew.

I trail the long line of people up and down a ledge about 2
times before someone jokes about me killing them all before
they even get there... and something clicked! I'm allowed to
kill them without my crew being here! so, rather casually,
i stepped past a rock, hid behind it and waited for the
necro robe, steel sword/plate/sword/bunny boots guy
to come rushing to me, and i stuck my sword out for him.
His own speed pushed the sword straight through his plate
and left him gasping for air for a few seconds, then collapsed
on the floor...

I figured i'd have to let this one go too, but the other guys
kinda all just stood around in a circle for a little, me included,
all around the limp body on the floor that was bleeding all
over... Since no one was doing anything i started to walk back
to the guy to finish him off, and those people! they did not
like that! i hear shouts and roars from all direction as i turn
to face each one at a time, parrying one sword, dodging another,
then lifting the body from the floor as a shield, stepping around
it to whichever side would grant me safety as i regenerated
my bars on him. Everyone in the group now was getting closer
and closer, so i stabbed the guy a few times in the back and
threw his body down before i stepped back and prepared for
more.

Maybe it was that i had already killed their best fighter and
fisher, and almost killed another of them... or that i was still
standing there with their friend's blood all over me and my
sword at the ready, but they didn't come at me. One after
the other they took a few steps back. I stepped forward.
They turn and sprint to the water to be picked up by alts,
i throw my sword into the closest one's back and he limps
to the river before i catch up, take the hilt in my hand and
pull it up his back then retrieve it, kick him onto his back,
then slash his throat before dashing off to my boat.

Now, by this point i was thinking i may have lost them...
but as i was sighing and starting to slow down.. right down
the river were 2 boats of people screaming and rowing
as if their lives depended upon it. Turns out it did, my
crew was starting to get here and had all of them agro'ed!
So i hopped aboard a boat and after a long, grueling
chase, we killed every last one of them except for the guy
that thought i had gone Limp Rabbit and barely escaped.

Image


Found the pics, here's me standing there awkwardly after
i finished the guy off, i'm the guy farthest right, updated
my old post.


Thanks again for the awesome story.
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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby NaoWhut » Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:51 pm

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Re: Crazy HnH Stories

Postby Borgaaz » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:28 am

Really cool storys here, hope to see this thread alive alot more, and nice chicken nao :)
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