Nao's Foolish Ranging~
Earlier in w6 i decided to track people down that
live in what's currently known as South Side Unicorn
Tribe (Which is a name i actually made up and was
adopted by Andreascas). I was alone, had scents,
and was closing in on my target fast. My eyes grew
just as big as my "Kill Boner" as i rolled up on a boat
with 2 people inside and one person on the shore.
Necro robes, Ranger Boots, Bear hoods, Soldier swords.
At the time that was scary gear, hence my major kill-
boner. I agro them all, and leap out to kill the one on
the shore, he runs a short distance, and i stab him once
to KO as his friends catch up, right on my back. I step
around the body and stack coins on the 3 now facing
me (another had appeared from somewhere). They back
up a little and i take the opportunity to kill the one on
the floor, then take his armor and put it on with a plan
for my moves in mind. I sprint around them back to the
boats, but have to squeeze between 4 all closing in on
me, so i ride the lightning and slip past, taking only 140
damage from the last sting.
Just as i see even more appearing i jump into a boat and
start to sail away. There's no way anyone would possibly
believe this! i thought... so i hit the end key to take a
picture.... and my game crashed.
I tell Valten in voice chat (He was the only one online, so
he was my only backup incoming)
"Well, if i'm dead, i'm dead, if not... dang i'm lucky"
Moments later i'm back in the game, someone's in my boat
and 2 people are bashing it, a total of 7 on my screen now.
Without a second thought i queue up moves on the guy in
my boat who's flexing on me and trying to stab me, and start
to spam moving in the boat, which jacked up his ability to
fight back and made it impossible for me to get bashed into
the water... He starts to panic, they all do! i'm winning in
the boat and all they can do is watch in terror as he starts
bleeding from his nose, then blood pours from his mouth as
i crack his jaw... the look on their faces were priceless in
their attempt to push me to shore and free their foolhardy
friend xD
Eventually i do touch down on land and the guy leaps to
safety as my boat is bashed, but i don't even care, i WILL kill
that guy. They all dismount their boats as i stab the guy to
the ground, but it was clearly a bad idea to try to finish my
work just yet! All i could do was spit on his limp figure and
sprint towards Valten, now appearing on the horizon... they
didn't know he was there though, he blended into the
treeline very well for a guy running around trying to find
my body =p
i round a few trees before one of my chasers spots Valten
running my way, clearly getting the same Kill-Boner as he
lets out a loud
"Oh baby!" and brandishes his sword.
i spin around and knock my immediate chaser to the floor
just as he turns to run, then bolt after the others.... but
it was too late, too many boats and all that was proof to
the previous scene were two bodies and a load of blood.
And of course the picture that almost killed me =p
Here's a collage of all the pictures i have from this event:

Sadly it lacks the picture that nearly killed me... oddly.