Obituaries HnH~w7

[bear2973]

[quote="Grog"]You sure had a bad start [/quote
just a little bit. calm down over my mad, il start again. i always do. usually takes about 6 months before i quit in disgust.

[Gallade]

***RIP VARES***
Killed at the cloven hooves of a nearly dead boar, who used its second wind to knock him out in one hit. May he be an example to all those who think archers don't need armor.

***RIP VANIKA***
His last words: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TRAP THE LAST THREE MOUFLONS!"

***RIP BEOWULF***
A brave bear who counted too much on its own strength, and was bravely stopped by the village guard Crysta who teamed up with his most dreaded enemies: Trees and shallow water.

[ciba]

R.I.P. F*ck Sheep, Built a magnificent Village only to be Taken over by russians and flee to the wilderness to be pronounced dead several moons later.

[Whacko1]

RIP WeeJay, for you thought you knew how to swim across that small river, only to flounder and drown extremely fast.

As a newbie, first lesson learned... don't buy swimming.

[ValerieHallaway]

Good night to all of my cows, and my three sheep. I could not feed you and so you all died slowly till Phaen mercifully brought you all to your rests. So it goes.

[NaoWhut]

RIP ~ RJT, Died to bear
"Don't worry guys, animals cant kill you"

RIP ~ Crf, Died to bear
"I trust RJT Entirely"

RiP ~ Crf, Died to water
"I trust water entirely"

RiP ~ Aethinor, Died to water
"They'll never find me down here!"

RiP ~ Crf, Died while forage alting
"It was only an alt anyway"

[rye130]

RiP ~ Crf, Died to water
"I trust water entirely"

That one didn't happen

[CloudJhi]

RIP, Gehennah. Borne as Hell's namesake due to the fact that her predecessor died to the hooves of Aurochsen, she died honorably in a forgotten duel over a q40 clay node. May she forever rest in peace(s. Got stung pretty hard then.)

RIP, Heliana. She met her end at the fists of an unknown stranger, his dark gaze hidden beneath a cloak of bear hide. She died two days after Gehennah.

RIP, Ingress. "Ride em, klaueboy," were the last words she heard, as she uttered a final "Lol xD" before she got skewered to death by an AD counter gank. May her blood burn the earth beneath her in rage.

RIP, Julienne. She failed to kill a boar to earn two points of strength to break her hearthfire, as she was estranged from her village due to a mistake. Such a waste of inherited stats. May she slumber forever beneath the river by an island vault that was nearby, yet had no activity.

All in the span of what, a little over a month?? Gehennah and Ingress each lasted two weeks, Heliana and Julienne for two days.

[CinderHeart]

*Hands shaking while typed.*

☼This is a slade stone slab(runestone if you must), of the highest dwarfsmanship possible. Engraved here is an epitome of the highest dwarfsmanship possible.☼
"Here lies, Zulban Chivay, Birch Prophet of the Birch Lord. Born: Day 40ish Died: Day 75.
Brutally slain in a failed bear hunt. Loved the color of midnight blue giant cave spider silk."

A dwarf of stout stature, but composed of barbaric simplicity, this poor soul hath dared on his own risk (as Raven IV has implied it shall be) to take on his next wild opponent: the Lumbering Bear.

In his haphazard yet unprepared style of sprinting with a bucket of water in hand, he supposed ql 10 water was good enough to replenish in time to switch from running to sprinting. Thus this vital preparation wasn't met, and the mistake has cost Zulban and family very dearly. A mortal wound done in 6-7 successive bites and swipes, the last stampede of bear paw hath ended the life of a noble dwarf.

A dwarf of noble intention that hath always ever since his spawning in, to intend to follow Yoland Roland the leader's example of setting a strong and stalwary foundation. He has done so in his best way and style: to greet his Brodgarian neighbors in his own special way, and to help them however he can when he is present, and within his power. Unfortunate that is wasn't in his power to stop the bear, or at least preemptively save his life during the Wild Hunt *AHERM* Chase!

Ayeeee, I though, only a mere speck of his dwarvenly tradition, will now pledge thineself a traditional hearthling, rather than me poor father's wonderful yet quick life of Learning. Riight after I get my attitude set straight! Seems I got much learnin to do. - Zulban Chivay II

Off-topic: I have only one question: How can I add this deceased hearthling to be an ancestor of my new character? I forgot the hearthsecret but that is not important AFAIK, . . . I hope oh lawks!

Slashed. Nevermind. Also darn destroying Zulban's corpse also meant no more skull for me. . . ah I always wanted to be in JumJumJr's place. But ah well no skull for anybody else then Gwahahaha!

VVV Meh I only played it twice, with Roche aand uhhh elf guy. Forgot his name. Edit later when I remember. He's scoiatael thats for sure! Not much of a fan, though I only started playing it just cause of Dorfs! Darn right!

[Sikelh]

^^ witcher fan above.