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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby MurderAlt » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:27 am

Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby Arcanist » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:28 am

DDDsDD999 wrote:I strangle my enemies with eggplants.


Make your victim eat the eggplants.
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby MagicManICT » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:48 am

Arcanist wrote:
DDDsDD999 wrote:I strangle my enemies with eggplants.


Make your victim eat the eggplants.


What's bad about this? Best vegetable in the world.
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby Tacheron » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:49 am

Everybody knows pineapple is the most dreaded fruit, ask John Cleese :D

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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby jordancoles » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:57 am

MurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises

At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwards :)
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby MurderAlt » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:26 am

jordancoles wrote:
MurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises

At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwards :)


I wring the sock out and enjoy a fresh squeezed glass of oj afterwards.
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby jordancoles » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:56 am

MurderAlt wrote:
jordancoles wrote:
MurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises

At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwards :)


I wring the sock out and enjoy a fresh squeezed glass of oj afterwards.

You've given me a lot to think about
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby Chrismas » Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:17 am

it'll leak through the sock though
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

Postby DDDsDD999 » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:13 am

Chrismas wrote:it'll leak through the sock though

You seem to be under the false assumption that his socks are not made of steel.
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Re: Which fruit is most effective

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