DDDsDD999 wrote:I strangle my enemies with eggplants.
Arcanist wrote:DDDsDD999 wrote:I strangle my enemies with eggplants.
Make your victim eat the eggplants.
MurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
jordancoles wrote:MurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwards
MurderAlt wrote:jordancoles wrote:MurderAlt wrote:Sock full of oranges. Cheap, effective, and doesn't leave any bruises
At least with a bag of potatoes you could peel and eat them afterwards
I wring the sock out and enjoy a fresh squeezed glass of oj afterwards.
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
Chrismas wrote:it'll leak through the sock though
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