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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby sabinati » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:43 pm

your mother is so unintelligent that she does not know how to read or write and her employment opportunities are severely limited.
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby sabinati » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:43 pm

your mother is so poor that she relies upon government assistance to survive.
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby Kaios » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:13 pm

your mother is so ugly that she puts on make-up in order to have some level of self confidence when she goes out in public
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby jordancoles » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:54 pm

Your mother belongs to a minority group that has much lower chances for success than the general public
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:37 pm

Your mother is so ignorant, she was unaware that her refusal to recieve any post-secondary education would limit her future employment options, and is now unable to support her children.
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby NOOBY93 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:47 pm

ur mom is almost as fat as the average american
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby sabinati » Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:27 pm

your mother is so stupid that she has been arguing in favor of the old LP system
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby Sarge » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:24 pm

Your mother is so ignorant that the things she does not know are sometimes common knowledge to others.
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby Sarge » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:26 pm

Yo mamma is so stronk that all your bases are belong to her.
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby Pinkie-Pie » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:13 pm

Yo mama teeth SOOO yellow, she closes her mouth and her insides light up!

You mama house so small, I stuck the key in the key hole and stabbed everyone in there!

You mama house so small I walk though the front door and I'm in the back yard.
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