Onionfighter wrote:This is pretty funny. Please keep us updated.
An update. Bob appears to have passed on

. He will rest forever strong in our memories. In his memory, I have compiled some of his inspirational sayings.
"its my stuff im the king""why u chop so many tree?"""get lost gays"However, this post is actually intended to be an update about Tim, Bob's mysterious friend. We tracked down Tim, but he had the intelligence to build his fort with its claim open to the water, so that he couldn't suffer a similar fate to Bob. We let him slide for a bit. He came back one night with a couple friends to take some of our iron ore. Unfortunately, since we couldn't keep Tim as a pet as easily, we had to put him down

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We have him kept in a place of honor.

A few other folks who thought it might be fun to wander through town and pick up some stuff (or attack our mining crew) met similar ends.

So to summarize: Hi Bob. Hi Tim.