you have one crazy immagination! and I like it!

Then listen this weirs dream i had this morning...
I was exploring in an underground giant city with a dead village claim. I'm scavenging it a little but suddendly a boar tusk helm man appear. After few seconds of silence, i start to run and he chase me.
We run in the cave and i have only few water with me. My bucket is empthy so i STOP running to let he pass over me. While he stops and come back, i drink the few water i have and he reach me to punch me. I stay still to take it hoping it will not be enough to stun me (and it's not), then i start to run again, jumping in a cave lake and swiming it oh the other side, almost dying. After that the man stops chasing me.
Then i go back home (my real home) and i find that half of Ad faction and almost all the most famous raiders live there.
I'm bored and i remember that there's a gian alliance to attack that underground city (so seems is a big and powerfull city?) and i'm in that alliance, but they all live in MY house. (wtf..XD)
After some mess with people having party and so, i ask a suggestion about "how can i avoid to leave scents? I don't wanna leave summonable scents." Naowut say to me "Drink some milk on a sofa, it remove all status, scents too."
He point out a sofa near me and i say "Oh, right. The update. So this is how it works?"
I try drinking a bottle of Milk, but when i go out i see that all my scents are still out there.
"o.ò it don't work, dude." i reply to Nao.
"Really O.o!? I did it everytime. Well, ok, maibe it never worked. Oh... that's why they find me often." and he stop to talk, thinking something.
My face " ._. "<--- pretty astonished.
Then a young boy ask to a warrior how to defende himself at school and the warrior say to him "Aim the eyes. No one can punch you without eyes." and i say "Or also find another way, if you don't wanna live in a prison hal of your life O.ò." (cuz no one was a h&h character, we was all real people) but the warrior seems vexed of my interruption.
While i'm surrounded by stupid vikings that say stupid things, Nao ask me why i'm so irritated and i answer "You and all this big barbaric alliance, out of my home and go to die where you want. I'm not gonna leave scents or die for Lolz, i have friends to protect. So.." and i push them out of my home "Go do whatever you want outside my home!" and i close the door.
Stressed i go to wash my face.
And in real, i scrath my face and i find a ant walking on it. I wake up, then and i wonder if there is an ant invasion. Damned springtime...!
...now i'm thiking...what a Stupid dream i have done. And Naowut, with his misterious milk tecnique, have surprised me a little.
A H&H warriors party in my house..? That was the awfull things ever! What the...XDD
All ants fault.
But i want a rabbit ear cape too. It was ok.