King of the ever-changing white-washed racist hill of crap

[Jolaj]

I fly into the area of the plain within a golden military chopper and fire rockets and machine gunfire hard enough to not only kill the current plain owner but also turn the plain back into a hole. Afterwards, I shake my fist in the air as I whip out my dick and piss into the hole screaming, "MY HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!"

[aso11]

I summon chthulu, to take over piss lake!

[Jolaj]

I summon chthulu, to take over piss lake!

Yes... Piss lake...

[Jolaj]

I run away. Piss Lake is now yours. Don't forget to piss in it.

[zacty]

i walk up, piss in the lake, and walk off.

[notalbanian]

what is the point of this thread

why is it not in hel

[saltmummy626]

I dont think I want this place anymore...

[Repercussionist]

I create a custom client with faulty code that somehow glitches the server causing the sought-after plain (currently) to materialize in a location in space known only to myself. I then cloak my new acquisition in a field of stars, black holes, and other celestial objects far from the sight of any passing-by spacecraft while my scouter ships hunt any curious wanderers with their anti-matter guns, instantly disintegrating any target with an enormous flash of light, which I watch, dazzled, with my high quality sun glasses.

no narwhals? I'm dissapointed

Sorry. My R&D for narwhal spacesuits was set back by the accidental firing of an EMP outside the test facility.

[zacty]

I dont think I want this place anymore...

it went from a nice, green hill, to a piss-filled hole in the ground...WTF!?!

[Goom]

What quality is the piss in pisslake? Is it worth staking a claim?