Haven and Hearth Parody Thread

[Tonkyhonk]

Here, let me present you another Farming Song!

G. Love & Special Sauce - My Beehive's Got Wax

Cooling out, cooling out
Waiting for my beehives got the special wax that's why bees are my baby
My baby, my baby
And of course I'll farm every single day
Any day bees want to show their honey, show what
Got a sharp sharp sting gimme gimme gimme some
Don't take to that guy, gimme gimme now
You got to farm and deserve that, earn it to own it
Once you got, you're never ever gonna leave it alone don't take wisecracking or
Forgetting never been stood up your... cuz bees don't stop working

My beehive's got wax
Your honey ain't sweet like mine
(It got wax)
Your honey ain't sweet like mine
(It got wax)
Your honey ain't sweet like mine
It ain't just sweet...

Well that's some funky shrewbreads you got going baby
Is it special for me?
Did you make it today?
Cuz I'll always stop by if you like me to
I'll do anything that you could ever want for me to do
A kiss for some of this, a smile and it's done
Miss I'm your mister, my sister's your sister
My mother's your mother, father's your father
It all started when I kissed her, I missed her, I did

There was wax at first click, yo, though
Was better when it started
I ain't broken hearted but baby
I need some time, some time alone with the farm
To do the planting and harvesting that I need to do
Upon this she slapped me
With a frying pan
Yo, this is love
I'm not gonna leave it

My beehive's got wax
Your honey ain't sweet like mine
(It got wax)
Your honey ain't sweet like mine
(My hive got wax)
Your honey ain't sweet like mine
She ain't that sweet, see...

[Tonkyhonk]

Mötley Crüe - Perps, Perps, Perps

Friday night and I need a fight
On my boat, with a sword and sleight
Handful of water in backpack feels right
But what I need to make me tight are those

Perps, Perps, Perps
A dragon helm and a soldier's sword
Perps, Perps, Perps
Dancin' up and down in the inner ward
Perps, Perps, Perps
Roared to the Lord, with no cheese stored

Track or treat sweet to eat
On Halloween and in New Year's Eve
Wacky perps just cannot beat
But they're the best when they're off their feet

Perps, Perps, Perps
To the brickwalls on an island vault
Perps, Perps, Perps
Rocking in a river, taking noobs by assault
Perps, Perps, Perps
Raiding everywhere, blaming bugs at fault

Have you read the news
On the Congress thread
Ya know they did me
Well then they broke my heart
I'm such a good good boy
I just need e new toy
I tell ya what, perp
Dance for me, I'll keep you underemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Panda, BN, Taar or Vegas
Forget the names, remember drama
I got the screen shot, tracking scents
Musta reveal those ruskie lies with those

Perps, Perps, Perps
V-vvvvandal alts for acre clay
Perps, Perps, Perps
That minehole's where I lost my prey
Perps, Perps, Perps

[CWSPS]

O.O your good at this

[Tonkyhonk]

O.O your good at this

did i just get the first ever compliment here?! ty! (if it was to me xD)

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inspired by this now...


Doobie Brothers - Long boat chasing

Down around the corner, half a grid from here
Those ugly scents tracking, and you watch them disappear
Without hearth, where would you be now
Without hearth

You know I saw Miss Hermit down along the tracks
She lost her home and neighbors and she won't be coming back
Without hearth, where would you be right now
Without hearth

Well there's the edge of the world
And you know you can't go beyond
You got to keep on pushing faggot
the server can crash any time
Without hearth, where would you be now na na now
Without hearth

Well there's the edge of the world
And you know you can't go beyond
You got to keep on pushing faggot
the server can crash any time
Without hearth, where would you be now
Without hearth

Well distance keeps on shrinking
and the boats go round and round
and the perpetrator is spamming click
For the next vault he ports in
Without hearth, where would you be right now
Without hearth
Where would you be now

Mmm...you got to get the baby thing
I got to move it down
I want to move it down
Baby baby baby babe oh won't you move it down
There's a big boat chasing
With the scents I'm moving on
I got to keep on moving, keep on moving

[Tonkyhonk]

At a request of doing this with a Japanese song...

Dedicated to all weak new-ish players

Bo Gumbos - ME GA SAMETA ～ I'm Awaken

Break it all down, break it all down
Raided and dead
It's all over now, all over now
Raided and dead
Who is to be blamed, huh?
Of course it's you, yourself
When you change yourself,
The world will change too

Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA!
Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA!
Change yourself, change yourself
Raided and dead

Break it all down, break it all down
Raided and dead
It's all over now, all over now
Raided and dead
The stubborn head of yours
Even cows won't eat it, yo
Change yourself
As many times as you need

Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA!
Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA!
Change yourself, change yourself
Raided and dead

Change yourself, change yourself
Change yourself, change yourself
Change yourself, change yourself
Change yourself, change yourself

Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA!
Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA!
Change yourself, change yourself
Raided and dead
Change yourself, change yourself
Raided and dead
Raided and dead
Raided and dead
Raided and dead
Raided and dead
....
Change yourself!

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"Ore wa mo, ME GA SAMETA" means "I am now (fully) awaken" (masculine line)
pronounced as "Oreh wah mo, meh gah sah meh tah"
（おれはもう、めがさめた／俺はもう目が覚めた）

fyi, this song was made quite a while ago, the singer is already dead at the age of 37.
the part i changed is phrased as in "by the biggest earthquake" originally, instead of "Raided and dead"

[Tonkyhonk]

and if the above fails,

Bobby Blue Bland - Newbies Only

Newbies only
It's a private party
Don't need no skills to qualify
Don't bring your flotsams
Bring your broken heart
'Cause it's newbies only tonight

Say you lost your village
Say you lost your main
You've got a lot of problems
In your haven life
They're throwing a party
For the broken hearted
It's newbies only tonight

Go tell momma
Go tell on the forums
Robbed or murdered, Ruskie or English
They're throwing a party
For the sad and lonely
It's newbies only tonight

Newbies only
It's a private party
Don't need no skills to qualify
Don't bring your flotsams
Bring your broken heart
'Cause it's newbies only tonight

[Tonkyhonk]

or, if you feel like being a slut in order to kill someone...
(another request with a japanese anime song)

Koda Kumi - Cutie Honey (new version) (the singer's pv/slutty live or original old version)

The girl you've been hearing about a lot as of late
The girl with a tiny butt and a pair of sexy boobies
Look at me this way, it's me, honey
But because I'm um, just because I'm saying this...

Oh please, oh please, don't you dare hurt me so
My tender heart can't keep still, and it pounds and races so hard, you know?
Cut it out, cut it out, don't you dare stare at me that way
Honey flash!
*stabs*

[Tonkyhonk]

Calypso!

Harry Belafonte - Day-o/Bark Boat Song

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Dacay come and me want birch bark
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day me say day-ay-o
Decay come and me want birch bark

Buy boat building and craft a bark boat
Decay come and me want birch bark
Stack birch bark till the bear come
Decay come and me want birch bark

Come Mr. Murder Man, Murder me for bark boat
Decay come and me want birch bark
Come Mr. Murder Man, Murder me for bark boat
Decay come and me want birch bark

It's birch bark, normal bark, string and branch.
Decay come and me want birch bark
Birch bark, normal bark, string and branch.
Decay come and me want birch bark

Day, me say day-ay-o
Decay come and me want birch bark
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Decay come and me want birch bark

Always put in birch bark first
Or you end up with wasting birch
Game think Birch bark another bark
Or you end up with wasting birch

It's birch bark, normal bark, string and branch.
Decay come and me want birch bark
Birch bark, normal bark, string and branch.
Decay come and me want birch bark

Day, me say day-ay-o
Decay come and me want birch bark
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Decay come and me want birch bark

Come Mr. Murder Man, Murder me for bark boat
Decay come and me want birch bark
Come Mr. Murder Man, Murder me for bark boat
Decay come and me want birch bark

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Dacay come and me want birch bark
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day me say day-ay-o
Decay come and me want birch bark

[Tonkyhonk]

Otis Redding - Sitting at the computer desk

Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the IRC rolls in
And I'll watch it rolls away again
I'm sitting at the computer desk
Waiting for the server up again
I'm just sitting at the computer desk
Wasting time

I left my boat in a river
With 2 LCs of flotsams and pearls
Cause I had nothing to pay with
And look like no gold is gonna come my way
So, I'm just gonna sit at the computer desk
Waiting for the server up again
I'm just sitting at the computer desk
Wasting time

Look like nothing is gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can't do what 10 people tell me to do
So I guess I remain the same

Yes, sitting here resting my fingers
And this loneliness won't leave me alone
Two thousands hours I'd wait
Just to get my boat back again
Now I'm just gonna sit at the computer desk
Waiting for the server back up again
I'm just sitting at the computer desk
Wasting time

[Projeear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0HAuKXcLM

Frank Sinatra - Ol' Man River

Here we all play, 'long the haven-hearth world 5
Here we all play, whilst the Devs work on Salem.
Explorin on them boats, from the dawn till sunset,
Gettin' no rest, till the next update day.

Don't post up, and don't put down,
Ya don't make the russians feel like puttin you down.
Bend your knees, and give your bread,
Then kiss their ass, until you're dead.

Let me go away, from this world 5.
Let me go away, from these mad ass russians.
Show me that update, called the world 6,
That's the new game, that I long to play.

Whole new update, whole new world,
Loftar knows somethin, but he don't say nothin

He just keeps fucking up, he keeps on fixin up the errors.

He don't play often, but I bet he plays rotten,
And them what meets him, ain't soon forgotten
But Jorb and Loftar, we just want to play the new world!

You and me, we inhabit the forum,
Temper is frustrated and wracked with pain,
Troll that noob and beat that new guy,
Y'get a little drunk, and ya post quotes of stephen fry.

I get weary, and sick of playin,
I'm tired of playin, but I'm scared of leavin
And jorb and loftar, they just keep working onnnnnnnnnnnnn Salemmmmm!