If You Give A Mouse A Cookie Game

[CaptainMidget]

If I would love and cherish everything a noob is and ever will be, and would help them prosper through teaching them the roots of the game I have come to love called Haven and Hearth, I'd commit suicide after spending one day repeating the same answers in global chat.

... this circles around to death a lot, doesn't it?

If i were to commit suicide after spending one day repeating the same answeres in global chat Id respawn in the wilderness and walk to someones settlement, Then id take off my pants and say Vigilance stole them.

[ninja_yodeler]

If i took off my pants and said Vigi stole them, i'd take a good hard look at myself and think; "really?" and move on with my life

[zeb516]

If I moved on with my life I would be a trader

[ninja_yodeler]

If i were a trader, people would be stealing gold crafts from me lately

[MagicManICT]

If people were stealing gold crafts from me lately, I'd have to kill Mommy. (cause killing Daddy just doesn't sound quite right)

Oh, and in case anyone hasn't seen it yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGZsqNc-LI (Hope this one is viewable internationally, if not, try a search for Robot Chicken give mouse a cookie)