Your favourite joke.

[BMRX]

Santa comes to Ethiopia and a starved little boy sits in his lap.
"Have you been a good boy?", Santa asks him.
"Yes.", the boy says.
"Did you eat your breakfast this morning?"
"No."
"Did you eat your lunch?"
"No."
"Did you eat your dinner?"
"No."
"Well, you obviously haven't been a good boy because you refuse to eat, so no present for you this year."

Just perfect.

[JinxDevona]

Warning, gross but cute joke...
My favorite blonde joke:

How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?

Because her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

[Amanda44]

C'mon girls, u can do better than this!


Q) Whats the quickest way to a mans heart?
A) A knife through the rib-cage.

Q) What does it mean when your man is standing in the doorway with his heart on his sleave?
A) That stupid samurai sword of his finaly came in useful.

Q) What do women and tornadoes have in common?
A) They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave.

[Saif_Mahlik]

C'mon girls, u can do better than this!


Q) Whats the quickest way to a mans heart?
A) A knife through the rib-cage.

Q) What does it mean when your man is standing in the doorway with his heart on his sleave?
A) That stupid samurai sword of his finaly came in useful.

Q) What do women and tornadoes have in common?
A) They both moan like hell when they come and take the house when they leave.

Lmao

Knock knock
Come in



I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

[craigh1993]

2 Lesbians barged into my house the other day and started wrestling with my wife whilst she was in the bath, I tried to help but all I could do was knock one out.

[englishman]

There were three children one named Rose, Daisy, and Brick.
Rose asked "mother why did you name me Rose?" the mother said " arose landed on your face when you were a baby"
Daisy asked "mother why did you name me Daisy?" the mother said "because a Daisy landed on you when you were a baby"
Brick said "rararararararaww?" the mother said "SHUT UP BRICK"

[WarpedWiseMan]

I have two:

An old Chinese man goes to the eye doctor.

After all the tests are done the doctor comes back and tells him "Sir, you have a cataract."

To which the man replies, "No, I drive Rincoln Continentar."


And:

A blonde woman walks into an ice cream store and orders a chocolate cone.

The store owner says, "I'm really sorry ma'am we actually just ran out of chocolate ice cream. Order anything else and I'll give it you for half off."

So the woman orders a chocolate scoop.

Again the man apologizes "Lady I'm really very sorry but again, we have no chocolate ice cream at all. None. Can I get you another flavor?"

So the woman orders a chocolate banana split.

The owner decides to try another track. He says, "Ma'am can you do me a favor and spell the VAN in Vanilla?"

She answers, "V-A-N."

"That's good, that's really good. Now do me a favor and spell the STRAW in Strawberry."

"S-T-R-A-W."

"Excellent! Now one more. Please spell the FUCK in chocolate."

The blonde's eyes grow wide and she exclaims "There's no Fuck in Chocolate!"

And the exasperated owner responds "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

[Kaios]

"Excellent! Now one more. Please spell the FUCK in chocolate."

The blonde's eyes grow wide and she exclaims "There's no Fuck in Strawberry!"

And the exasperated owner responds "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

???

[TheTylerLee]

knock knock

[kralmir]

"Excellent! Now one more. Please spell the FUCK in chocolate."

The blonde's eyes grow wide and she exclaims "There's no Fuck in Strawberry!"

And the exasperated owner responds "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

???

he meant there is no fuck in chocolate

as in: there is no fuck-ing chocolate.