Brief Russian Lesson

[Garlicman]

Dicks -- член, хуй (хуй is vulgar) for little yellow animal means цыпленок/цыплята not член

Did you mean "cock"?

[Ferinex]

Dicks -- член, хуй (хуй is vulgar) for little yellow animal means цыпленок/цыплята not член

Haha, you mean 'Chicks'. I was not meaning them, I meant penis.

[MishaPepyaka]

Some useful words you needed to talk with that idiots:
(You can write transcription only, they will understand you)
English word / Transcription / Russian word

yes / da / да
no / net / нет
hello / privet / привет
you are welcome / dobro pozhalovat' / добро пожаловать
nice / milo/zdorovo / мило/здорово
cool / kruto / круто
I am from <east/west/north/south> / Ya s <vostoka/zapada/severa/uga> / Я с <востока/запада/севера/юга>
can I take it? / mozhno ya vozʹmu eto? / можно я возьму это?
idiot / idiot / idiot
You are idiot / Ty idiot / Ты идиот
f*** you / idi nahui / иди нахуй (ofcouse it is vulgar, it mean something like "go to dick/penis")
go to hell / katis' k chertu/ катись к черту (чёрту)
Do you have any wheat? / U tebya yestʹ pshenitsa? / У тебя есть пшеница?
to fish / lovit' rybu / ловить рыбу
fist / ryba / рыба
rabbit / krolik/zayats / кролик/заяц
tree / derevo / дерево
trees / derev'ya / деревья
Don't chop down trees / Ne rubi derev'ya / Не руби деревья
Follow me / Za mnoi / За мной
Stop / Ostonovis'/Hvatit/Prekrati / Остановись/Хватит/Прекрати
Food / Eda / Еда
I want to eat / Ya hochu est' / Я хочу есть
Do you want to eat? / Hochesh est'? / Хочешь есть?
WWW / WWW / ВВВ
Rustroot / Rustroot / Раструт
I broke my <boots/pants/armor> / Ya slomal moi <botinki/shtani/bronu> / Я сломал мои <ботинки/штаны/броню>
Thorn in the foot / Zanoza v noge / Заноза в ноге
Chantrelles / Lisichki/Gribi / Лисички/Грибы
Clover / Klever / Клевер
Milk / Moloko / Молоко
Butter / Maslo / Масло
Rock/Stone / Kamen' / Камень
Branch / Palka/Vetka / Палка/Ветка
to search / iskat' / искать
to find / naiti / найти
I found <smth> / Ya nashel <> / Я нашел <>
Bow/Onion / Luk / Лук
Forest / Les / Лес
Water / Voda / Вода
River / Reka / Река
Mountain / Gora / Гора
Polisade / Chastokol / Частокол
Brick wall / Kirpichnaya stena / Кирпичная стена
Boat / Lodka / Лодка
Dude/Guy / Chuvak/Paren' / Чувак/Парень
Big/Small / Bolshoe/Malenkoe / Большое/Маленькое
A big village / Bolshaya derevnya/Bolshoe poselenie/Bolshoi gorod/ Большая деревня/Большое поселение/Большой город
hunt / ohota / охота
to hunt / ohotit'sya / охотиться

...

[MishaPepyaka]

If you meet any russian, dialogue can be started like that:
you: Hello
him: Hi
him: From?
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If he say "from" - 50% chance he is russian
if "ru?" - 100%
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[MishaPepyaka]

Also, don't be afraid to say something vulgar at russian, it is okey here lol

[warrri]

Why dont YOU learn english instead lol

[MishaPepyaka]

Why dont YOU learn english instead lol

I know some guys already want to kill you.

[warrri]

Why dont YOU learn english instead lol

I know some guys already want to kill you.

ja ne bajus

Let them come in mass.

[Barzoy]

Why all the lessons of the Russian language is usually turns into learning Russian strong language? I often had to deal with the Finnish and Norwegian students who come to rest in Russia. And always such lessons begins with learning the phrases like "Hello", "Thank you", "How to get to the library?" and finishes memorizing the words "dick", "pussy", "fuck". Why study Russian curses so much attracts them? Perhaps they think that Russians is constantly insult them when talking to each other. Or this was due to a couple of liters of beer, drunk by us during the learning process. Or I met the wrong students. I do not know.

[RaptorJedi]

Almost all the words from another language that I know now are swears of some kind, or hello/goodbye and how to count in that language. Some of the first spanish words I picked up were swears, and all I know of latin is how to ask for a prostitute.