Offending. I think. Where's Painz?
BILLY CONNOLY - Evil HearthlingIf your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or i'll steal your plaice
i'm a mean motherfucker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a d-helm don't think i'm fuckin' gay.
Cause i'm an evil hearthling,
and Naowhut is my name,
i'm a sheep shagger from the united states,
and causing pain is my game.
Now if your a woman,
newbie or not,
I'll leave all your kit on but i'll pants your whole lot,
i'll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i'll put a wet suit on and pants you from inside,
i'm an evil hearthling,
and My name is Painz
and the boys are all gaggin' for a portion of my 1" cock,
Yes i'm an evil hearthling
and my name is Painz
i've got my browser on gay porn,
and i'm playing with my 1" cock.
i don't care where you come from,
if your Ainran or Dis,
i've fought the best,
and i won, no risk.
If your western or eastern,
you wont have to die,
but if you are a Russian you can kiss your arse goodbye.
i'm an evil hearthling,
and Projeear is my name,
if you don't like permadeath don't play the fuckin' game,
yes, i'm an evil Hearthling
my name is Projeear!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my Creamy Cock.
OH Yeah,
Fucker,
Wankers,
Knob Heads.
Thank you.
Grand Walker of World 1 (w1).
Ex-Lawspeaker of New London, Deadwood and New Deadwood (w3).
Witness of the World 4 Great Explosion (w4).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Gregminster (w5).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Laketown (w6).
Squatter and Rebuilder of Templus Pacis (w6).
Hermit thereafter.
Lawspeaker of Tachbrookshire (Hafen 2)