A Hearthling Limerick

[krikke93]

While the server is down
I look upon the forums with a frown
whilst nothing to do but pray
I wait for my pali to decay
Soon I'll find some more frog's crown

[Kriegwolf]

My settlement, once nice and proud,
Got flooded by a newbie crowd.
Now every dusk and every dawn
It starts with "DAMN! GET OFF MY LAWN!".

[Amanda44]

My settlement, once nice and proud,
Got flooded by a newbie crowd.
Now every dusk and every dawn
It starts with "DAMN! GET OFF MY LAWN!".

[jordancoles]

There once was a man entering Mordor,
His pistol was gimpy, his pack full, a hoarder.
A light he has none, just a sword and his gun,
No bear to be found here in Mordor.
Darkness crept in and to his shegrin,
The pains of the night consumed him.
The man cried out,
WTF was that about?
And shortly Jorbtar restored him.

[popfor]

Glad I helped this thread return after 2 years. Lol.

[Josan]

Glad I helped this thread return after 2 years. Lol.

You have brought this back and it bothers me so,
To look at some old posts by some friends and some foes,
We all had fun cause updates still happened,
Now all our fun has been severely dampened,
Go now Jorbtar and make us some potatoes.

[popfor]

Glad I helped this thread return after 2 years. Lol.

You have brought this back and it bothers me so,
To look at some old posts by some friends and some foes,
We all had fun cause updates still happened,
Now all our fun has been severely dampened,
Go now Jorbtar and make us some potatoes.

Fear not thy friend,
I have a stew! A very,
Very heavenly brew!
Makes the potatoes appear like new,
Hopefully you'll enjoy this too.

[Josan]

Glad I helped this thread return after 2 years. Lol.

You have brought this back and it bothers me so,
To look at some old posts by some friends and some foes,
We all had fun cause updates still happened,
Now all our fun has been severely dampened,
Go now Jorbtar and make us some potatoes.

Fear not thy friend,
I have a stew! A very,
Very heavenly brew!
Makes the potatoes appear like new,
Hopefully you'll enjoy this too.

I thank you for such a wonderful reply,
it was a really nice for some random guy,
I also hope they make potatoes,
so that we can make the little spuds grow,
I am so glad this reply did not make me consume cyanide.

[Chrismas]

As my dwarfs were roaming the mine,
I see, as a brand new metal shine.
I see them strike adamantine.
I am disheartened to see them strike magma.
But, as I think of another world's birth..
Eh, I'll just go play Haven and Hearth.

[popfor]

And along came popfor, ignorant as shit,
bumping old threads like the average dimwit,
Oh how the mods rage and detest,
they stop and stare, then loudly exclaim "fuck you popfor! You ignorant knave!",
I gleam with delight, my arrogance in the air,
epeens waving like i just don't care.



edited 'cause i felt like it