To the newbie I killed

[Swarm]

http://i.imgur.com/0yYIM.jpg

I liked raiding with you. (and ninja'ing kills)
Well im atleast glad i was able to be in two of your screenshots

Manson is one cool dude, handing out items/kills/shelter and whatnot like he's the Red Cross itself.

[Tonkyhonk]

so, you've been playing since w3, and you are now rejoiced enough to create a thread to talk about your murder skill and the first kill on a defenseless newb farmer in a dead farm with everything decaying around...? i dont get it

or is there a certain story on this newbie you killed, like he did something even more stupid to you or something worth sharing?

[Swarm]

The reason for doing this is promoting the usage of palisades and personal entertainment.
Anyway, here's the shorter version of the story.
Just as I destroyed all of his cupboards and threw out items out of crates, etc, he logs in and looks around, most likely petrified from all the confusion.
And then he sees me on his front gate and starts panicking, running around like a fly without head before he died.
Pretty much the ultimate worst experience he could live to see, I find it hilarious and hope I'll have an epic death like he did someday.
Since I'm high on newbie blood again, here goes another image of my recent prey.

[Tonkyhonk]

Raven, I'm pretty neutral to you, but man, I've gotta admit.
Even if your main survived, you're still a dumbfuck by admitting it.
They had their kill - it would settle down and nobody would give a fuck about you anymore, if you had just shut up, unkin everyone on your main's list.
Your main now is probably gonna get hunted by the whole fucking server, so your chances of survival are close to 1%.
You are now officially hated more then RUA and Pandemonium (from the russian side at least) together.

Enjoy fending off swarms of battering rams and hatred-infused god-wannabes.

just as you said to someone else.

...and who is promoting palisades to new players now? to get them pali-bashed by higher lvls?

[Swarm]

just as you said to someone else.

...and who is promoting palisades to new players now? to get them pali-bashed by higher lvls?

Actually, the "palisade promotion" was an inside joke from some time back on global, only one person would understand it without me explaining

And I'm a man enough to admit I've been trolled by Raven's posts (passively most likely) at the time.

Now quiet down and observe the forum being fed a steady dose of drama from me and other players with actual e-morals.

[Tonkyhonk]

Now quiet down and observe the forum being fed a steady dose of drama from me and other players with actual e-morals.

well, let's see how long you'll last.

[Mvpeh]

*brickwalls noob camp*

[bitza]

pfffft. this crap again.

one of you seems to come around every couple months, with screenies and stories and you are just so so proud of your kills and the rabbit fur and wishbones you've stolen

you know what's more fun than killing newbies? tracking random murder scents you find at dead noob camps.

[M_So]

If anyone happens to find where this guy lives... I had nothing to do with this! It is all his fault I did not know the pearls and gold was stolen, really. D: "cast out the bait and reals in a winner"

[crevank]

Honestly it's not "l33t" at all to get someone from afar with a bow without any warning or provoking, neither is murdering random noobs cause your UA is higher.