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Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:29 am

Robert Bear once starred as the body double for the signature Cleveland Steamer in a German Fetish porn video.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby Rreed1996 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:29 am

Can't vote sorry
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:31 am

Robert Bear likes Sean Penn movies.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:31 am

Robert Bear is most likely Canadian.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:34 am

When asked how high he could count Robert Bear replied, "All the way to Z."
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:36 am

Robert Bear once believed he was a super villain. But Scooby and "those darn kids" foiled all of his schemes.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:36 am

Robert Bear means "Virgin" in 49 languages including Mandarin and Pigmy.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:38 am

Robert Bear is so fat Bruce Willis, a nuke and two shuttles full of drilling equipment were needed to stop him from destroying the Earth.
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby MagicManICT » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:34 am

While I find these one-liners hilarious, that last was... :roll:
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Re: Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates

Postby MaxColby » Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:14 am

Rreed1996 wrote:explain the last one? about the grape jolly rancher?



No one likes grape jolly ranchers.
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