Noobiest mistakes you've ever seen?

[ninja_yodeler]

only if apocalypse please gives me 362.601 muffins.

[pupper]

The stupidest thing i did was swimming when i first started. Not even gonna try to swim for a long time

[hazzor]

Everybody's going on about swimming, saying things like "when i started playing, i took swimming". that's not really that stupid, for a start you're character will have been work like an hour at most, and it's not stupid if you had no knowledge of the danger, is it? merely unfortunate

Now, i was once out foraging/hunting when i came across a nooby settlement with an online hearth fire in it, so being kinda pissed off since half our village had just left us (viewtopic.php?f=29&t=24453) so i decided to wait for him like some terrible noob haunting demon, he came back after not very long (i was hidden behind his house... damn noobs) and i engaged combat on him with lightning and let it go a few times, watching him panic was of course part of the fun, then i decided to go and start fighting him, he ran, but when he ran out of stamina and went to walking speed while i was still going strong he did something amazing...

the noob turned to fight me, having used most of my IP from the lightning on sidesteps whenever i got the chance i started to build more IP for the kill, when my client started to freeze up and crash, i thought for sure he would log out, or worse, have a burst of bestial strength and kill me while i was busy making things work again, but when i logged on, he was still there, even though combat had ended, and he said "you stole my cake!"(quite decent carrot cake, rather delectable) and engaged combat on me! so i punched him to the floor and told him he deserved to live since no one ever turns and fights if they know they're beaten

but, did he really stay logged on to confront me about having stolen his cake?!

[barracuda546]

starved my palibasher to death

[Redlaw]

Learned that do not let people into a village if they have necro robes on. Ya a whole outfit might say something, robes just say bad no matter how you look at it.

[Flame]

Build a fence aroung aurochs.
Aggro aurochs
See that you forgot a tool on the ground inside the fence
Remove a sign to enter the fence
Understand wich a bad feeling of what you've done
Die brutally killed by evil aurochs while you wonder if you should laugh or cry or simply go to sleep to recover your brain.

[sabinati]

Learned that do not let people into a village if they have necro robes on. Ya a whole outfit might say something, robes just say bad no matter how you look at it.

except everyone uses necro robes for the int bonus...?

[nerdyaf]

World 4 i met some guy, we saw a bear and decided it was a good idea to attack it. I only had a crappy sling shot and he had a bow. I ran, i saw him die.

Im sorry.

[Redlaw]

When you see two bears, agro one run and run right into the other bear. Even with full leather armor all you just made it so the 2nd bear does you in. Pain is a part of the game, knowing when its to hot and you need to move home now and not seeing till after you die is a bitch and a pain.

[Kaios]

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