Re: Your favourite joke.
by WarpedWiseMan » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:01 am
Kaios was right. I said Strawberry when I should have said chocolate. Typing out jokes is the pits.
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by Clamburger » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:34 am
So a tray of muffins go into the oven...one muffin says to the other "Damn! it's getting hot in here" the other muffin replies "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by DracoSoul » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:38 am
Clamburger wrote:So a tray of muffins go into the oven...one muffin says to the other "Damn! it's getting hot in here" the other muffin replies "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
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WHAT A TWIST
see that nigga turnin
feel that bullet burnin
now that nigga learnin
feel that bullet burnin
now that nigga learnin
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by TheTylerLee » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:10 am
how do you kill a dumb blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by Swarm » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:11 am
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him: "What's with the long face?"
The horse looks down sadly and answers: "I've been diagnosed with cancer."
The bartender asks him: "What's with the long face?"
The horse looks down sadly and answers: "I've been diagnosed with cancer."
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by TheTylerLee » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:13 am
whats better then twenty one year olds?
twenty one one year olds.
twenty one one year olds.
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by TheTylerLee » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:20 am
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by TheTylerLee » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:22 am
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
With a blender!
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by BangPow » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:12 am
Knock! Knock!......
Who's there?
small mop....
Small mop who?
You smell your own poo!
Who's there?
small mop....
Small mop who?
You smell your own poo!
Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb
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Re: Your favourite joke.
by sabinati » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:19 am
TheTylerLee wrote:knock knock
who's there?
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