1,000 Ways To Die In Haven And Hearth

[AAlex]

1. Died in combat in the Lavenham raid on world 4, I had no idea how to fight and died in a Brawl against rawrz and oddity. (RIP Alexander)
2: Died In world 5 in Emberwood raid, afking at the idol with no sound, damn you ark su client :p (RIP Aisumasen 0.1) here
3: Died in the first few weeks of world 6 in a fight with a bear -.- killed me as it was enraged. (RIP Lightning)
4: Died while tracking scents and porting out on top of 9 people. (RIP Aisumasen) here
5: Died fighting some A.D. guys that were raiding Marvel Town, bit off more than I could chew and ended up getting jump punched to death in a cellar. here
6: Died while trying to grief Kamakazii, ended up bumping into Ainran and getting Ganked in the cellar again. (RIP Александр) here

[LostJustice]

Lol, gang banged a lot huh? I added those in and thank you for pushing it over 50. Now time for 100.

[slipper]

I died from getting shot over the wall after waking up out of a bed without armor.
There was no-one in my screen or dot on my mini-map either.

[dnasty]

I fell asleep while helping a friend build his palisade (dont know why he wanted to live in palisade when he couldve lived in our Bwall) and whilst i slept people from Kitty Vault came to scout Anabru and found me outside the walls building pally. I dont blame them for killing me, i probably wouldve done the same.

[Hoshichie]

Made my first character, climbed up the ladder and died due to spawning right next to a bear.

[Sardte]

I died in W5 when Aurochs wrecked my shit
I died in W6 trying to avenge a sniper killing one of our farmers, when I got into a 2v3 which turned into a 2v5 vs an account sold to AAlex by my friend who I initially thought was there to help me. Thread here

[bmjclark]

This one wasn't me, but my friend raided an ant hill at the start of w5 and got KO'd and brought to 15 HP because of his shitty internets. He forgot he was using leeches and died because he went AFK.

[NaoWhut]

Hmm, actually i have one from mid World 5


I woke up one morning to see that my village
was under attacked, people were screaming
in the Skype chat that we were under attack.
Naturally, as their archer and tactical master
i logged in, sighed and tried to figure out
where to be.
"PORT TO THE CAVE PORT TO THE CAVE!"
so, i port to the cave with my bow out, prepared
to shoot some random boar tusk hat guy or
something.... i appear right on top of a dhelmer
and i see my entire village outside the palisade
i was now trapped in.

A lag spike kicks in and i sit there for a second,
just sorta looking at the dhelmer, they just
looked back at me, the lag stops. We're still
staring at eachother for about 2 seconds before
they agro me with a punch and instantly break
my defence bar ( I only had 38 UA and 100 Melee,
but had a bow out).

I immediately throw off my bow and lift my shield
and sword, thinking of running off into the cave...
but then another Dhelmer appears from the cave,
this one had a necro robe... I start regaining my
defence and try to pull the necro robe off of the
cave entrance so i can run, but then my village
leader (400 UA) ports in, i try to help him fight them
just as an archer appears outside our walls and starts
to snipe off the helpless, brave villagers who are
trying to get us out of there... soon another friend
ports into the small death trap, but we are all in a
dire situation. The merch robe dhelmer had at least
500 UA, the other i don't even know, but i was slain
after about 5 minutes of fighting in a very confined
space with no stats and being hit without my shield
on to start it off.

almost everyone in my village died that day, because
i ported to the place they told me to, but they didn't
actually mean for me to port DIRECTLY there... but
that's life, eh?

RIP my heroic villagers that tried to save me, but all
died for my mistake. You all made me feel like we had
an amazing bond... as we all died together

[dnasty]

I got into a 2v3 which turned into a 2v5 vs an account sold to AAlex by my friend

My baddd

[DDDsDD999]

soon another friend
ports into the small death trap, but we are all in a
dire situation.

I assume that means Sarge and I?