Yo mamma jokes

by **Kaios** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:15 pm

Your mother is so gay she asked Vigilance if he wanted a blowjob.

by **overtyped** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:52 pm

the_portals wrote:Yo mama so hairy, a herd of aurochs walked by and aggroed[/i]"

fixed

by **sabinati** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:21 pm

Kaios wrote:You could just post these here.

Allow me.

now you're thinking with portals

by **Saxony4** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:36 am

Yo momma so fat she left the house with high heels on and came back wearing flip flops.

by **vatas** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 7:20 am

Your mother is so fat that she needs wagon gate to go through wall.

by **the_portals** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:14 pm

Yo mamma so ugly, even trolls are afraid of her!

by **sabinati** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 4:40 am

vatas wrote:Your mother is so fat that she needs wagon gate to go through wall.

golfclap

by **pawnking2** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:52 am

Yo mama is so poor, I asked her where the bathroom was and she said "third tree to your right."

by **The_Sun** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:11 am

ur mom

by **tkearns** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:59 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink