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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby overtyped » Mon Jun 09, 2014 2:03 pm

your mother is so poor that even bob dole does not care about her vote.

Edit: vote for bob dole! http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby pawnking2 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:08 pm

Yo mama is so fat, Fat Albert is a toothpick compared to her.
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby overtyped » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:50 pm

Your mother is so fat, she is unable to find employment, which in turn has turned her into a recluse, which has forced her unfortunate parents into the job of being her caregiver, straining both her parents income and the states, and due to her condition, she has not been able to leave the house in years, living trapped in a body in which only death she can escape.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:25 pm

overtyped wrote:Your mother is so fat, she is unable to find employment, which in turn has turned her into a recluse, which has forced her unfortunate parents into the job of being her caregiver, straining both her parents income and the states, and due to her condition, she has not been able to leave the house in years, living trapped in a body in which only death she can escape.

Calm down there Satan
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby pawnking2 » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:17 pm

Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a yellow school bus filled with white kids and screamed "catch that Twinkie!"
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Re: Yo mamma jokes

Postby tkearns » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:48 pm

overtyped wrote:Your mother is so fat, she is unable to find employment, which in turn has turned her into a recluse, which has forced her unfortunate parents into the job of being her caregiver, straining both her parents income and the states, and due to her condition, she has not been able to leave the house in years, living trapped in a body in which only death she can escape.

no....u
Ps. Yo mother is so fat... Troll wouldn't even tap that...
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