Fiddle faddle and such...

[borka]

Your Story can wait to be written to the end - it won't get lost

[DarkCristi2]

So who wants to continue?

[RustyBuckitt]

So who wants to continue?

Seeing as how this takes influence from haven, I'll end it in haven, and provide 5 alternate endings.

Ending 1: As Jason tried to strike down the troll, he realized he had too few coins stacked, and began running in circles, trying to stack enough coins. After a few OpKnocks, he charged for a finisher, and was caved in and died. F*cking trolls...

Ending 2: As Jason killed the troll, he wondered what would be on the other side of the cave. As he emerges, his eyes adjusted to the light, as he saw... Dhelmers? He emerged from the cave, only to be trapped in a bwall gate. Suddenly, the realism of the story kicks is, and he is impailed by the steel poles. Hey, least he isn't wall jumping xP

Ending 3: (this ending is an alternative ending that takes place in the events of part one) The bloody robe Fag is spending so much time trying to stack coins, that he doesn't realize how many scents he is leaving behind. And after the murder, Jason goes to the nearest town, and starts throwing (giving) scents to people, they track the Fag, and brag about their alt summoning skills in the newsletter (forums). Oh wait, that's not fictional, that happens, all the time. (See ICA for sources.)

Ending 4: Jason is on his way to the cave again, and he sees a dhelmer go into it, reluctantly, he enters the cave, and meets a group of dhelmers. The group introduces itself, and rather swiftly too, the last thing Jason remembers hearing before he died, was a Russian accented dude saying "fukin dis nabs, can't even comba-..."

Ending 5: Jason Was about to strike the troll down, when suddenly, everything stopped. A message appeared in front of Him, he read it, it said; "The server has been wiped for Hafen*, All hail the almighty Jorbtar." And at that, all was silent, the last he remembered was, "why no HS in hafen?" As he was deleted, screams of "how hard he worked" and how "loftar needs to fix this buggy shit" where heard from behind the computer monitor.

Enjoy the endings, also, here is the "happy-go-lucky" ending: Jorbtar added HS to haven again.

EDIT: Figured I'd add another "happy-go-lucky" ending for you adoring fans of mine , shoutouts to @Amanda44 & @windmaker

Happy Ending 2: As Jason mourns over his father's death, a sound was heard outside... A thunderbolt!? As Jason rushes outside to investigate, he witness a mysterious green fire, and someone standing in the fire. "W-who's there???" He asked the mysterious man, "Wh-where did you come f-from? Who are you?" At last, after what seemed like a minute, his father emerged from the fire, but, he looked younger, and not as strong. "...Jason? Is that you, son?" The man asked. Bla-Bla-Bla hugging and happiness, you know the drill. "What happened to you?" Jason asked, "I saw that man kill you!" Jason's father looked at his son, and said "I simply inherited my past self, and re spawned." Suddenly, Jason's dad saw his corpse, and remembered how much work he put into it. He told his son "Jason, start spamming alts, with any luck, we'll crash the server, and there will be a roll-back." So Loftar got pissed that they were trying to crash the server, and nuke hammered them to Hel and back.

"How is this ending happy", you ask? I don't need to worry about this shit anymore, for it is over.

[RustyBuckitt]

*Fuck off painhertz, I call it what I want.

[Linkpwns]

Phinix is like one of those people that get in a bad wreck and like half of their skull caves in and they aren't really a vegetable but on the other hand that candle isn't exactly burning as bright anymore? Either that or he's like 10 years old.

Why you gotta be like this?

[RustyBuckitt]

Phinix is like one of those people that get in a bad wreck and like half of their skull caves in and they aren't really a vegetable but on the other hand that candle isn't exactly burning as bright anymore? Either that or he's like 10 years old.

Why you gotta be like this?

Yeah man, I happen to like potatoes

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

Eh? That comment you quoted is a month ago.

[RustyBuckitt]

Eh? That comment you quoted is a month ago.

+1 to necro?