100 (Dumb) ways to die

[ph3n1x]

killed by bear, upon returning with new character, killed by same bear.

[SpiderJerusalem]

fresh char, maybe the second I ever made.
building the first cabin, random guy walks to me.I say hi, he punches me.I ran, he follows and chases me through a forest.I ran into a boar.after the boar knocks me out random guy is waiting for it to kill me.doesn't happen.Im happy and think he will leave.he walks to me and stabs me dead

[Bodolf]

Spent my first 2 weeks under the very wrong impression i could safely pull Auroch hairs, as long as I fed them a clover first ^^

luck eventually ran out and was KO'd after a short frantic run- but for some reason they spared me at 20 HHP (maybe was all the wasted clovers haha)

/would have made H&H Darwin list forsure

[Naeght]

Most of my deaths were uninteresting, mainly in w4, and mostly by boars and bears. But i have a few to share.
Friend went afk while fishing in W4... dumb move, you don't even leave scents like that.
Hunting a few raiders who seemed pretty weak when they attacked us, and who had their hf in an unpalied cave. Turns out, they were luring us, wore full steel when i only had a hardened leather armor, and altough i managed to escape our Ls didn't and he had all the keys on him...
Got used to hunting boars with a sling, thinking ha! this is easy!. A wild bear appears, i just start to sling it until it runs, i jump down my boat and start running after it. Dumb move.
I only died once in w5, slinging a fox from a boat. It seems i miss clicked and ended up next to him, my computer got a blue screen, and when it finally started again and i rushed to log in, i was already dead. Luckly i had just foraged a ant queen and empress and i had them just sitting in my inventory and it was before the nerf, so it wasn't too much trouble to gain my skills again.

[Valten21]

Loging on during a raid. When no one else is. Back in W3 when Sodom and Bottleneck raided KV early on in the world.. Newly recruited farmer is informing us we are being raided over the skpye chat, so the first thing I did... I'm coming Nelzy, hang on! Log on to 8 doods with Dragon Helms, Merchant Robes, Soldier Swords ect, ( honestly, they all looked exactly the same ). Died soon after.

In world 4 I was hermiting, and the village Ardaroth(?) kept messing with me, I got attacked, and rocked this guy, but he took off, then again at his gate I camped it, we fought, and he escaped again... so the 3rd time... I made it inside their gate, they closed it on me ( stupid move on my part, but not the reason of my death) I was fighting a 1v4, and I K.O'd the guy I had fought twice before.... I was enraged and bloodthirsty so I tried to kill him with KHTO, failed to... and had no more IP's to flex and slide. Died soon after.

Moral of both story's... Swall No Pride, choked on stupidity. Hard work > pride, I will run to preserve my hearthling.

[kLauE]

villageport without hf and get summon killed because i lost internet-connection for 10 mins.

[SacreDoom]

fresh char, maybe the second I ever made.
building the first cabin, random guy walks to me.I say hi, he punches me.I ran, he follows and chases me through a forest.I ran into a boar.after the boar knocks me out random guy is waiting for it to kill me.doesn't happen.Im happy and think he will leave.he walks to me and stabs me dead

This made me smile.

[ValerieHallaway]

Second day of the world, "Woah! Guys, hey, there's a new prompt for aurochs!"

[gbrish]

Ok this doesn't really count because I didn't die but one time I was frog hunting and had a full inventory full of frogs (with backpack) and while I stopped on my boat I decided to drop all of them in the same spot. I quickly came to realize that I was stuck surrounded by frogs and I could not get out. I kept trying to punch them but my punches would miss. Later someone from my village came by and started talking with me. If he was a PK I would have been dead easily but it ended with him taking a screenshot and posting it in vent.

[Koya]

I remember guy saying "I'm behind three brickwalls..." just 0.5 sec before he was knocked and killed by rangers. Have a screen somewhere That was at some raid of thiefs in W4.